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 Tires worn out ?

I fixed that.
Might be a little hard to steer.
Desk overloaded ?

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Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option ?
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Exhaust pipe dragging ?

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Gotta feed the baby
AND do the laundry ?

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Cables falling behind the desk ?
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No skate park in town ?
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Ernie, the nuclear plant supervisor was about to go on his first vacation in almost 20 years. 
He left the foreman in charge of the control room ...
   
Ernie lectured again to the crew to be sure to watch all the gauges. He reiterated how to cool the core by adding water if a nuclear meltdown should threaten.  And he reminded everyone about the dangers of over-filling the core with water, to avoid explosive pressure buildup from the steam, etc.
   
Having explained all that, as he was leaving, he turned and reminded the crew,  "
Just remember, you can't add too much water to a nuclear reactor."   

~ Source Nowscape.com...   From a classic Saturday Night Live episode hosted by Ed Asner.


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