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I can fix that ! |
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Out of
diapers ?
I can fix
that ! |
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Seatbelt
broken ? I can fix that ! |
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New TV too big for the old "Entertainment Center" ? I can fix that ! |
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Room too dark using compact fluorescents ? I can fix that ! |
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Electrical problem ?
I can fix that ! |
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Car stereo stolen ? |
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Bookshelf cracking under the
weight ? I can fix that ! |
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No car GPS ? I can fix that ! |
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(continued) I can fix that |
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No ice chest ? I can fix that ! |
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Can't see the ATM ?
I can fix that ! |
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Imported car ? I can fix that ! |
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Satellite in the rain
? I can fix that ! |
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Electric stove broken; Can't heat coffee ? I fixed that. |
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Wiper motor burned out ? I can fix that ! |
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WTF ? ? |
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Display rack falling over ?
I can fix that ! |
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Intermission... More White Trash Humor - Technology for country folks... |
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(continued) I can fix that |
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Tires worn out ? I fixed that. Might be a little hard to steer. |
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Desk overloaded ? I can fix that ! |
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Car can't be ordered with
the "Woody" option ? I can fix that ! |
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Exhaust pipe dragging ? I can fix that ! |
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Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry ? I can fix that ! |
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Cables falling behind the
desk ? I can fix that ! |
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No skate park in town ? I can fix that ! |
Ernie, the
nuclear plant supervisor was about to go on his first vacation
in almost 20 years. ~ Source Nowscape.com... From a classic Saturday Night Live episode hosted by Ed Asner. |
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