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The penalty for masturbation in
Indonesia
is decapitation.
Most
Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law:
"After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have
sex with animals,
but the
animals must be female. Sexual relations with a male animal are punishable by death.
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a
mirror.
Muslims
are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This even
applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with
a brick or piece of wood at all times.
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of having sex
for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins
to marry.
In
Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally
allowed
to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so
with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the
other hand,
may be killed in any manner desired.)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,
England
- but only in tropical fish stores.
In Cali,
Columbia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
In Maryland, USA, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: they may be sold from a vending machine and only
"in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

How a REAL man uses a Post-It note.
And he saves them so he does not have
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In
Nigeria, On 25
September 2003
Amina Lawal
had her
death sentence by stoning overturned by the Sharia court of appeal, and is now
free. In their successful defense, lawyers used
the notion of "extended pregnancy", arguing that under Sharia law,
a five year interval is possible between human conception and
birth.
In Iran, If
a man sodomizes the son, brother, or father of his wife after their
marriage,
the marriage remains valid; and the sperm of any
animal whose blood spurts when its
throat is cut is impure.
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by
Ayatollah Khomeini