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Culture: SexFlaws
Kiss Hank's Ass

Onan & Lot Cartoon
Clintons Bush
Choke your Chicken
Pic: Single Man
National Mast. Day

No-Mo:
Anti-Masturbation - Mormon
Anti-Masturbation - Islam

mp3:
♫ Suck Me OFF !!
♫ God Will Fuck you Up

Japan. In in the company of two entertainers. Early ukiyo-e print in the shunga (erotic) style. Hishikawa Moronobu, c. 1680.

In the News
Fellatio and Breast Cancer in Women

Nigeria: Do These Suck, or what ?
Romance Scam 1
Romance Scam 2

Melbourne Wankers
Provo, Utah Wankers

Poetry: JABBERWOCKY
SEMPER UBI SUB UBI
Foreskin

Religion:

The "Ithyphallic"
A B R A H A M

From the "Book of Abraham Display" at Brigham Young University, 2008.

Courtesy Laudate Dominum Press

Travel Humor

God Is Not Great:

How Religion Poisons
Everything

by Christopher Hitchens

Hardcover


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