~~|~~ Do these things suck? ~~ Spoof the Nigerian Mohammed Abacha

Here is how it began

Dear Sir,

l am Morgan Coleman, the first child of late Mr and Mrs Alexander Coleman, my father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant based in lvory Coast    [blah, blah, blah…]

l should seek for a foreign partner in any country of my choice where l and my sister will transfer the money [blah, blah, blah…]

Sir, l am honourably seeking for your    [blah, blah, blah…]

To make arrangement for me and my sister to come over to your country       [blah, blah, blah…]

Looking forward to hear from you soon.

Yours Sincerely .

Morgan and Rose Coleman.

From: morgan_coleman2003@latinmail.com
To: morgan_coleman2003@latinmail.com,
Subject: Morgan and Rose Coleman.
Date: Mon, 13 Jun 2005 22:38

Dear sir
I am very sorry to hear about the premature poisoning [sic!]of your father. Please
accept my condolences. When you visited your father in hospital, how much time
elapsed after taking the poison and his telling you about the money? was it
hour, or days? Perhaps he was delirious and because you spoke with him too
soon? What was the poison? Please reply and if I can help I would be honoured
to do so.

Best regards
HP

After few days, he secretly called me on his beside and told me that he has a sum of money USD$ 11,500. 000. 00 (Eleven Million Five Hundred Thousand United
States Dollars) deposited in a suspense account in a local bank here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his only son for the next of kin in deposit of the money. l have contacted and confirmed from the bank on the exsistence of the
money.

l have with me all the necessary evidance, the deposit receipt of the money issued to my late father with me and can be send to your for your verification. please all we need from you is to assist us transfer and secure the money in your country and securing a resident permit for us and looking for good school where we will finish our education. please kindly reply to me as soon as possible and tell em your willingness in helping us.

l hope to hear from you and extend my greetings to your family.

Yours Sincerely.
Morgan and Rose.

From: morgan_coleman2003@latinmail.com
To: *email*@yahoo.com,
Subject: Thanks from Morgan & Rose .
Date: Tue, 14 Jun 2005 13:43:21 +0200 (CEST)

About the picture -- Morgan's dead father (or is it mother) is re-incarnated, as a corpse, on this web page, by Father Penna Trateme. Now the name is under the name of "Mr. or Mrs. Moses Albert". Put that in your pipe and smoke it :) See ebolamonkeyman.com/FatherPenna.htm

Dear sir

Thank you for your response, concern effort and condolence. l got your message
this morning with the content well noted and question.

according to your question, my late father was poisoned in one his business
meeting, he came back feeling down and we thought it was just a fever, as a
normal sickness but not knowing that he aet poison , according to the medical
doctor, the poison was too powerful to an extent that his Kidney was affected after
several medical check up.

After few days, he secretly called me on his beside and told me that he has a
sum of money USD$ 11,500. 000. 00 (Eleven Million Five Hundred Thousand United
States Dollars) deposited in a suspense account in a local bank here in
Abidjan, that he used my name as his only son for the next of kin in deposit of the
money. l have contacted and confirmed from the bank on the exsistence of the
money.

l have with me all the necessary evidance, the deposit receipt of the money
issued to my late father with me and can be send to your for your verification.
please all we need from you is to assist us transfer and secure the money in your
country and securing a resident permit for us and looking for good school where
we will finish our education. please kindly reply to me as soon as possible and
tell em your willingness in helping us.

l hope to hear from you and extend my greetings to your family.

Yours Sincerely.
Morgan and Rose.

From: morgan_coleman2003@latinmail.com
To: *email*@yahoo.com,
Subject: Thanks from Morgan & Rose .
Date: Tue, 14 Jun 2005 13:43:28 +0200 (CEST)

Dear sir, yes please send this evidence that you mention and in order to build
trust send me 3 good LARGE pictures of yourself also. Do you have YOUR own
computer at home?

Sincerely
hp

Dear Sir, Thanks for your immediate response, l am excited to hear from you again l have careful gone through your message to me with appreciation and l am also thanking you for your trust, confident and honest. l don't have any good picture of mytself that l can send to you but l will try ans snap some and send to you meanwhile l attached here with the evidance of the deposited money in the bank. the deposit receipts. According to our plans, as soon as the money is transferred, you will send us some money for our travelling preparation to travel to your country. you also help us both investment and securing home to complets our education. remember you are going to assist us act as our late father foreign partner and guidian before the bank to transfer the money, l will give you the contact of the bank as soon as l hear from you and please send your picture. l don't my own computer ahome, l manage to write you through Cybercafe. The bank director advised, for the money to be transfer to your safe account, that the bank particulars of my late father will be change to your name and processed at the high court here in cote d' lvoire, legal clearance approval will issued that will protect the money, this we have decided to mapped out 5% of the total sum outside for expenses. please reply to me through this email as the former takes longer time to be accessed. kindly consider our situation and assist us, as all hopes lies on you and l hope you will not disappoint us in future. l hope hear from you soon Yours Sincerely. Morgan and Rose.

Date: Wed, 15 Jun 2005 04:36:05 -0700 (PDT)
From: <morgan_coleman20@yahoo.com>
Subject: Response from Morgan $ Rose
To: *email*@yahoo.com

This looks very good, thank you. I will wait for the pictures I requested and
the reply again, but not before. Then I will have one more question and we
should begin then as soon as possible, I hope. Please remember, NOT before :)

Sincerely
Henry Pendergast

Dear Morgan!
You say you have decided to mapped out 5% of the total sum outside for
expenses.
T^his is way too much, Morgan!!! five percent is more than half a million
dollars. You are way to generous, DO NOT DO THIS, it is too much money! No
transaction expense in the world will cost that much. OK?

Get back to me ASAP, don't delay again please. I'll wait here near my computer
for your answers and previous my email questions regarding Mary and interest
total account balance now. Thank you, good luck, I pray this will happen soon,
God willing.

Dear Sir,

Thanks for response and effort. so far, l was able to locates some of my picture and l here attached them, l could only find two of them, l hope it will get to you well. please free to ask any question and l will be glad to answer them to you. secondly tell me if you have contacted the bank, if you have not, please try your best to reach and keep me inform. l will be hoping to hear.

Yours Sincerely.

Morgan and Rose.

Thank you, Morgan, Rose
I received your pictures, thank you. I need only one other thing and then I'm
eager to start. You have wasted enough time already, so please hurry and don't
wait until tomorrow to reply. Please now send a picture-ID, such as driver's
license or passport, so that I can see they are the same. Trust but verify is a
good policy. After that, what do you need from me? I'm sorry I've lost some of
your email, so please tell me again AFTER you send the pic-id. and don't wait
so long this time. if this is urgent we should do it quickly, yes. And send your
telephone number, I would like ot speak with you.

HP

Dear Sir,

Thanks for your response, l know we have wasted time but is good as everything is going gradually. l thank God beacuse he is the only one that directed us to you and for that l beleive that you will not betray or disappoint us when the money is transferred to your account.

According your response, l don't have a driving license, l only have a passport which is the only thing that l came out with from our town to cote d' lvoire. l attached it below and l hope it will get to you well. l am a little bit not happy that you could not find most of our communication message, please this is very important for our reference and should not also forget to send me your picture to build my own trust. after this, what you should do now is to contact the bank, although l have informed the bank director that you are my late father foreign partner and our Guidian in USA. you will ask the bank to transfer the money to your country.

the bank director have told me that to transfer the money in a suspenses coded account to your account in America will cost us some money, please kindly try your possible best to help us here, insteady l promise to pay you back whatever expenses you incure during the process of the transfer. after the transfer, l and my younger sister Rose will travel to meet in America to stay for the rest of our life and finsh our education. please do well to contact the bank, l hope you have the contact the bank. incase if you do, please reply me immediately so that l will send it to you. call me on this Tel:-0022505902666. l will be expecting to hear from you.

Yours Sincerely.
Morgan.

"Well, we did do the nose"

Date: Thu, 16 Jun 2005 11:37:57 -0700 (PDT)

From: <morgan_coleman20@yahoo.com>
Subject: Urgent from Morgan $ Rose
To: *email*@yahoo.com

Dear Sir,
Remember you are to assist us act as our late father foreign partner and guidian before the bank and transfer the money into your safe account. you should contact the bank and verify the information given to you and as well discuss more on how the money will be transferred to your account in without any problem.

As earlier said, bank director informed me that before the money will be transfer to your safe account in USA or any country of our choice because the money is in a suspense coded account, that the bank particulars of my late father will be change to your name and processed at the high court here in cote d' lvoire, legal clearance approval will issued that will protect and back up the money because of tax. because of this, l have decided to mapped out 5% of the total sum outside for expenses. below is the contact of the bank.

Mr. Leon Naka.
Director Foreign Exchange Dept.
Avenue Joseph Anoma, Plateau
05 BP 1250 Abidjan 05.
COTE D'IVOIRE
Tel:- 00 22507616605 / 002250726 2606.
Fax-:00 22522420904/ 0022507262612
Email: director@bankofafrica-ci.com

kindly consider our situation and assist us, as all hopes lies on you. do contact the bank and keep me inform, incase of any question and extend my regards to your family. l hoping to hear from you soonest.

Yours Sincerely.
Morgan and Rose.

<morgan_coleman20@yahoo.com> wrote:

Dear Sir,

Thanks for your response, l know we have wasted time but is good as everything is going gradually. l thank God beacuse he is the only one that directed us to you and for that l beleive that you will not betray or disappoint us when the money is transferred to your account.

According your response, l don't have a driving license, l only have a passport which is the only thing that l came out with from our town to cote d' lvoire. l attached it below and l hope it will get to you well. l am a little bit not happy that you could not find most of our communication message, please this is very important for our reference and should not also forget to send me your picture to build my own trust. after this, what you should do now is to contact the bank, although l have informed the bank director that you are my late father foreign partner and our Guidian in USA. you will ask the
bank to transfer the money to your country.

the bank director have told me that to transfer the money in a suspenses coded account to your account in America will cost us some money, please kindly try your possible best to help us here, insteady l promise to pay you back whatever expenses you incure during the process of the transfer. after the transfer, l and my younger sister Rose will travel to meet in America to stay for the rest of our life and finsh our education. please do well to contact the bank, l hope you have the contact the bank. incase if you do, please reply me immediately so that l will send it to you. call me on this Tel:-0022505902666. l will be expecting to hear from you.

Yours Sincerely.
Morgan.

Thank you Morgan

<morgan_coleman20@yahoo.com> wrote:

I was hoping your reply would arrive soon, Thanks again. I think we can begin
now quickly, I am anxious. The reason I asked for the pictures is so that I
may compare them. I will do this when I go to work tomorrow, so please let’s wait
that long.

In the meantime, before, please tell me who is Mary? Is she your wife or your
partner, or a banker, or what?

I found the pictures. I had a problem with my Yahoo account earlier today. . . I
had to cal Yahoo. . . apparently someone had hacked into it and I had a million
extra junk emails. Had to verify my ID with Yahoo and they restored all the
files, so everything is here again thank god.

Also, please tell me what is the Interest on this money now, and the amount of
money total, including interest - and who is Mary

Tanks, Ii feel very comfortable with our deal now. I have told no one and I
hope you are discreet also, bye for now.

Yes, this is well understood, thank you.

I did this, but can't contact the bank. I tried email the bank but the bank's
www web page on your first picture you sent me is not working. Can you explain
and help?

Please answer ASAP, and also 2 questions from previous letter, thanks, bye.

Date: Thu, 16 Jun 2005 12:44:19 -0700 (PDT)

From: "APR" <*email*@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: More informations,and contact of the bank
To: morgan_coleman20@yahoo.com

YOU try it and report back -- www.bkofarica.net yields nothing. Perhaps you misspelled
Africa and thus the URL would be http://www.bkofafrica.net?
HA! This is OBVIOUSLY a phony website

I apologise. I meant to ask who is Rose ? (not Mary) I mis-remembered incorrectly, [sic] sorry.
Please let me know as soon as possible.

AND IN FUTURE PLEASE GO NOT PUT THE WORD "URGENT" IN THE TITLE OF YOUR EMAIL,
THE ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO NOT REALLY MAKE AN URGENT RESPONSE, AS IS YOUR USUAL
SLOW AFRICA-SPEED WAY. WHO IS ROSE ?
How you, your business, health and family. I can't contact the bank. I tried 3
times yesterday and again today, and your information, your communication is
wrong and ungrammatical, sloppy and lazy. The bank phone number also does not
work, the one on the bottom if the form. Please tell me so I can call again,
please and give me your number also. The way you do business, is this the norm
in your country? I realize you live in a third-world country, third rate in
most facilities so it's hard. But accuracy must not be sacrificed. Once again,
what is the interest? Why do I need to ask everything 2 or 3 or 4 times, with
you people? Your country will remain a backward black hole if everyone acts
like you. You say we -- We only need your assistance and help to transfer and
secure the money and also help us secure a resident permit upon our arrival.
How many arte there? Who are these people? I thought it’s a secret. Now you
have blabbed to everyone and their dog about this? How can I trust you now?
I’m having severe doubts about this deal. Don’t want to get in trouble with
The law by being a sponsor or signatory for a bunch of backwards carpetbaggers form
Africa. And as for residence, no you can’t live with me; nobody in my
neighbourhood would want you, I’m certain. I live in a high-class
neighbourhood, all or almost all are God-fearing hard-working church members, and
nobody would want someone if your disabilities and shady slovenly character. I can tell
you that, my friend after this i never want to hear from you again. So AGAIN,
what’s the money up to now, how much and what is the interest? I can't contact
the bank because your information is all normal African: wrong. I can tell you
now that if you continue in your lazy backwater Africa as usual ways, I won’t
be interested in your business and you can go somewhere else and good luck, my
friend. Shape up or ship out.

Fri, 17 Jun 2005 08:48:09 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your response and question, l am sorry for my delay again, although it was not my fault it became late here and l had to leave till this morning. How you, your business, health and family, l are hope everything is fine.

l have carefully gone through your 4 messages to me with the content well noted and duly understand. First your question on Mary, l am surprised, l don’t know who is Mary, unless is a mistake, my younger sisters name is called ROSE and not Mary please check very well. I told you earlier that l am not married, l am only 24years and my younger sister Rose is 19 years. We lost our parents, which l have explained to you. We are only working on the advice and instruction of my late father to come to your country America and live for the rest of our life.

We only need your assistance and help to transfer and secure the money and also help us secure a resident permit upon our arrival. This all l need from you and your family. Please try your best and consider assisting us and keeping the transaction confidential,

Secondly, l contacted the bank today and they told me that their bank website is under maintenance services and because of the new changes in the Board of Directors, they gave me another new bank website: www. bkofarica. net, please through it and keep me inform on the next step. The total amount is USD 11,500. 000. 00. Please verify more information from the certificate of posit, according to the bank manager, no interest is mentioned to me, they said that
the money is in a suspense coded account. We mapped 5% of the total money for expenses, l did this because l have not done this kind of business before and coupled with my low experience. As l earlier said, the bank director, told me
that the process of the transaction will cost us some money, so because of this l decided to map out 5% but l am happy to hear from you that the process will not cost more than that. This is why l want you to contact bank.

I have informed the bank director about you as my late father foreign partner and he is expecting to hear from you. Please try your best to reach them and am still waiting for your picture.

Thanks and GodBless you and your family.

Yours Sincerely.

Morgan.

Here is proof that he really has the money. The missing half of the stamp and signature
make me think it's just an unfortunate artifact of scanning, not some intrinsic problem with
the authenticity of the graphic.

Date: Fri, 17 Jun 2005 10:56:11 -0700 (PDT)
From: <morgan_coleman20@yahoo.com>
Subject: Thanks for your response from Morgan.
To: "APR" <*email*@yahoo.com>

Dear Sir,

First l must thank you for your response, question and correction. Please you always misunderstand me, l don't work and l am not married. we are ok health wise. you don't expects me to continuously stay behind the computer, l pay for every minute l spent in writing you and is because of the transaction. Please understand Africa is not developed like other European and America countries.

Concerning the bank phone, please do not forget that this is a bank, there phone may be busy, due to poor communication. They have other phone lines you can call. You can try the Tel:- 0022507616605. this is directly to the director of foreign department. Who is the person l contacted. Mr Leon Naka. Kindly try your call again. Dial-0011 22507616605. if you are calling from USA. The bank website is: www. bkofafrica. net, it a mistake from my writing due to time.

My telephone number, this is the third time l am giving it to you, my phone number is :-002250590 2666. Remember to dial:-0011 before the rest of the numbers. l know that West Africa is uncivilised and that is why we need to do all our best to come to your country. Please l have not answered your question more two or three times, l make sure all your questions are answered very well. my sentence here is to my own way of _expression, just to tell you how dear we need your concern and assistance, to transfer, secure the money in your country and help us obtain a resident permit.

l have not included any body in this transaction. the transaction is only known to you, the bank, l and my younger sister Rose. Apart from this people, l have not disclosed it to anybody else. You must trust me because you made me to believe you and trust you too. Point of correction, we are not carpetbaggers neither bunch of backwards from Africa. the transaction is 100% Genuine and risk free from all indication. why l asked you to keep secret and confidential is because of people around you to avoid greed and jealousy, apart from this, the business is 100% risk free.

For our residence, why can't we live in the same neighbourhood with you, when we have our money and we can comfortably buy a home for ourselves when we arrive to America? People living in your neighbourhood are they not human beings and remember that they started from somewhere to that high class and again, we are born again Christians from Christian homes. We are God fearing children. We are not Muslim’s. l am a Christian, l am not disabilities and shady slovenly character. l cannot force you to help us, your help and assistance can only come from God Almighty. No one can force a horse to drink but can only take a horse to stream.

The bank have told me that the money has no interest, unless you wish to force some thing wrong out from my month. , to be sincere, the bank told me that no interest is attached to suspense coded account. That is the only simple truth and the information of the transaction. But incase if you have decided not to assist us, l will take it as one of those things and may be you are not the right person God wants to use takes us away from here. I wish you the best and Godbless you.

Yours faithfully.
Morgan and Rose.

Dear friend,
With millions of dollars at stake, YES, I do expect you to continually to sat
behind the computer. I do oit, ans so shoudl you, so get off yoru lazy ass :)
After all this is URGENT, yes or no?

--Henry

Date: Fri, 17 Jun 2005 11:03:37 -0700 (PDT)
From: "APR" <*email*@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Thanks for your response from Morgan.
To: morgan_coleman20@yahoo.com

Dear Mr Henry,

what have l done to deserve all this lnsult. [Does trying to cheat me count?] please l prefer you tell me your mind than calling me all sort of things. please remember from then one, l have not insulted you neither course you. l only sent a proposal. then if you are not willing to help kindly tell me than l can look for another person.

please l want you to act like a father, matured and responsible man. l use to have a father like you, somebody l call father like you and it will pain when somebody insults him. ls only God l live everything into. you should blame me, the time different between America and lvory coast is not the same. may be because of this, l have some delays in replying your mails. l will appreciate if you can tell me your mind.

wait to hear from you.

Morgan.

Date: Fri, 17 Jun 2005 11:21:22 -0700 (PDT)
From: <morgan_coleman20@yahoo.com>
Subject: From Morgan.
To: "APR" <*email*@yahoo.com>

Dear friend,
About this: You can try the Tel:- 0022507616605. TRY?? Please try it yourself
first before sending me and let me know ASAP. It's your goddamn bank, your
country and your lingo. Then tell me the number. Jesus christ what's the
matter with you people. I am quickly loosing my patience, friend. But I
prefer email so send me the email address; let's go that way. Is that OK, or do you
have some problem with that.

You say: Point of correction, we are not carpetbaggers neither bunch of
backwards from Africa AND THE OPPOSITE: Please understand Africa is not
developed like other European and America countries and l know that West Africa
is uncivilized. Which is it??

Who is Rose? I told you that you would not get a residence permit by me. Why
do you insist on bringing this up again? That was not in our original deal
bub.

So now we have your sister Rose in on this deal. There is an air of
evasiveness in our communication. I ask and ask and finally you tell me
something, but only a little, it’s like pulling hen's teeth to deal with you.
If Rose is in on this deal I want to look into her eyes, I want to see her,
too. So please send 3 good pictures, not small ones like those of you, which you
sent before. Then I will continue, but not before. If you don't hear back form me
it will be ok because you are lazy and late scanning in the photos and you will
know why. So, I suggest, go to your photo album, scan in a RECENT picture or
use your digital camera to make 3 snapshots now, and attach then to immediate
reply, pronto. It's up to you now how soon you act. I want to know everyone
who is involved in this deal -- *if* it should come to pass. That' only
reasonable, I have great risks. Do you blame me? After all, this deal is
secret for a reason; it's probably illegal, at least in my country.

I trust you and I want the deal to succeed, but I trust you less now because of
the bad web page reference and the bad phone number (no the phone was not busy)
and no figures on the interest. You don't need to concern or worry about
"people around me". NOBODY knows. You are the risk here, poor pictures and no
pictures and now there is a young girl involved! Who knows what she will say,
and to whom? I’m leery about our deal, I tell you.

I don't think you should live in the same town as I, after the deal is done. I
live in an exclusive small community and things are very posh and expensive
here because of the University here. You should take your lion's share and split,
move to Florida or Arizona, where the climate is more to your liking. Thank
god that you are not Muslins, I hate those fuckers, ever since 9-11. The one
redeeming feature between us is that we are god-fearing people, you and I and
Rose, I suppose. Is she virgin? She has no husband, yes? If husband, I would
like to see him too, OK, please tell me soon.

Don’t forget what I told you about when I will reply – pictures J
Best of luck and to our transaction too, I pray that it will be soon, next week
or so.

Dear Sir,

Ok, l have agreed to stay behind the computer because of the million of dollars at stake, but do not forget that l have no access to it untill the transfer is processed and transfer to foreign account. that where l can have access to withdraw some money. that is by the way. Now, the telephone of the bank is 100% working, l just called them now , it was ringing and no response because they must gone from office till tomorrow. now is 20 after 7 pm. l told you if you want to dial lvory coast, you should dial first, 001122507616605. [Dial, lvory Coast -- is it a soap commercial?]

l know that Africa is third world backwards, that is not my problem, l was not the president of African Union. My problem is what l am asking you after. soon l will ejoy like you in America, is just little time and l will live like you and attained the best school in America. please do not forget that l have emailed you all the necessary information and contact of the bank. their email is: info@bankofafrica-ci.com / director@bankofafrica-ci.com copy it like this and place on your email address to avoid mistake.

Can you tell me the kind of assistance you want to render to us, since you cannot help us obtain a resident permit, but can we buy a house where to live? Can find a good school to finish our education, please inform me. all what l said is in our original deal and in my first letter to you that is why l am attaching it you for your reconfirmation. Rose is my younger sister, she cannot talk while l am planing a better way for two of us. she is my younger sister, it will take me little time to scan her pictures and send to you. l thank you for calling me a LAZY BOY. for your information, l don't have a digital camera and have not seen it before, may be you will send me one. apart from you,l, my little sister and the bank, no other person is lnvolved is this transaction. You have no risk a bits. l don't blame you, why l said that the buisness should kept confidential is safey of our money and people around you that might be greed or jealous. the money is 100% geniune and l am ready to pay the tax in USA as soon as the bank transfers the money. so please stop telling me that its risky.

If you really TRUST me, l think yopu should be sounding like this, insulting me, calling me all sort of things. only a minor mistake in my writing made you to call me all sort of things in your life. well, l no a begger has no choice. but remember you have not send a single picture of yours to me. l cannot be a risk in America, in Gods trust country. lN GOD WILL TRUST* country, l cannot be a risk, God forbid, forget about my picture, l will be fine by the time l get myself relaxed. forget about my little sister, l cannot leave her behind. she is the only sister and only thing l have. whether my little sister is a virgin or not should not buthering you. you are like a fathetr to us, so l expects you to behave maturedly and responsible. my little sister Rose is not married, l am not married and l am not Sir, for now my little sister Rose is sick. that is all l have to tell you now. , l will attached other emails to you on my next message.

bye.

Morgan and Rose.

* Morgan has it almost correct. A glance at the dollar bill, with which Morgan seems not overly familiar, shows that the slogan is "In God we trust" This is good, but not as good as Adolf Hitler's "Gott mit Uns"

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Date: Fri, 17 Jun 2005 12:35:09 -0700 (PDT)
From: <morgan_coleman20@yahoo.com>
Subject: From Morgan and Rose
To: "APR" <*email*@yahoo.com>

Dear Mr Henry,
l think there must be something wrong some where which you do not want to tell me. l this is unlike you. from the binging of this transaction you have never sounded in this form. please l am asking you for the second time, if you are not willing to do the business kindly tell me then l can look for another person. l don't want to be remembering what situation has turned us to. because since l have God and l know he will surly make away. l repeat may be you are not the right person that God wants to used to change our story and bring us to America.
before l search for my younger sisters pictures. , let me tell you in time, she does not have passport, her lD card got lost during the last political crisis in lvory coast on Novermber. , you complained that you did not know that my sister Rose is lnvolved with me and in the business. please go through my first proposal letter to you below. the bank website is functional. www. bkofafrica. net
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[To refresh my mind he re-send his first 419 scam come-on. ]
l am Morgan Coleman, the first child of late Mr and Mrs Alexander Coleman, my father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant based in lvory Coast [blah, blah, blah…]

l should seek for a foreign partner in any country of my choice where l and my sister will transfer the money [blah, blah, blah…]

Sir, l am honourably seeking for your [blah, blah, blah…]

To make arrangement for me and my sister to come over to your country [blah, blah, blah…]

Looking forward to hear from you soon.
Yours Sincerely .

Morgan and Rose Coleman.
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Below was your response.
Dear sir
I am very sorry to hear about the premature poisoning of your father. [And here he reproduces my first letter to him. ]

Date: Fri, 17 Jun 2005 12:36:47 -0700 (PDT)
From: <morgan_coleman20@yahoo.com>
Subject: Next message from Morgan.
To: "APR" <*email*@yahoo.com>

Mr Henry,

l think you are very luck man, l just found some pictures of my little sister. listen Mr Henry, you are only to help us and not to chase my little sister Rose. of course you are a father to us so if there is anything you are planing or having mind against my little sister just forget it and lets conclude the transaction first.

She does not have a passport and her ld care got lost during the political crisis on November 2004 here in lvory coast, l think you may be aware of it. she is even with me here as l am writing to you. she did not wanted to allow me sent her photo to you because of her own reasons. l also attached my late father burial picture, may be if you have human sympathy, you will consider our situation here. so please tell me what next and your discission. send me your own picture if you trust us.

hope to hear from you soon.

Morgan and Rose.

Date: Fri, 17 Jun 2005 13:11:43 -0700 (PDT)
From: <morgan_coleman20@yahoo.com>
Subject: Rose pictures and my late father burial picture,
To: "APR" <*email*@yahoo.com>

Please, Morgan, Please scan it again, a lot larger I really cannot see the eyes
well. She is very pretty, and don't worry, I'm not after her, she is too young
for am old guy like me, besides she is sick. She looks much lighter than your
skin. Is this common in Africa or is she only half sister? I have been to
Africa before, Ethiopia, Sudan, Nigeria and Egypt, South Africa. I’ve never
seen such in families, especially not in the small villages. I hope it's not
AIDS, her illness she will never get into this country, even though the disease
is curable now. It's stupid, I know. PLEASE do it again, now, BIG. Thank you
for the quick response, I will remember your kindness. I will read your
previous
2 letters now. Your father looks like an influential man and dark like you.
I’m sorry this had to happen. BTW way name is Mr. Prendergast. Henry is my
name and my father’s and fathers' fathers and so on, many generations. Please
re-scan it and I will wait here. You are in luck too :)

Best wishes,
Henry

Mr Henry,

l here reattached the pictures again, please you should know what to do it, if you can not see it in a large form. this is not a fault from here, you should check your computer. , what do you want to do with her eyes, l know my sister is fine, you don't need to tell me that because she is my sister, l know how more than you.

Yes she is sick, is just little fever and AIDS, she getting better, please l have asked several times, are you here to insults me or you are to assist us. l don't like the way you talks to me, l expects you to talk like a God fearing some body you claim to be. Your word does not prove what you said you are. the word of God did not teach us to be insultive, respect the younger ones so that they will respect you too. In Africa, some people are fair and some are black. l am fair and my sister fair too so what is the different. She is my blood sister from the same parents.

Listen to me, in some of these countries you mentioned, they have more fairly beautify girls than my sister, Ethiopia, Sudan, Nigeria, Egypt and South Africa. l use to see them on Television. l know your name is Prendergast but l prefer calling you Henry. l here resend the pictures again and l hope you will receive well this time and please tell me after this, what next.

Regard.
Morgan and Rose.

Date: Sat, 18 Jun 2005 02:32:39 -0700 (PDT)
From: <morgan_coleman20@yahoo.com>
Subject: l here resend Rose pictures again.
To: *email*@yahoo.com

I’m sorry if I’ve been “insultive”, I don’t mean to be so, but people tell me
it’s one of my biggest faults that I APPEAR that way. Please tell me what
insulted you. The we’ll talk more about the pictures and let’s get to the
deal, for god’s sake. The pupils are the windows of the eyes of the soul. So make
it snappy OK? And sorry for the insult and please tell me what was it? I did
not mean to be insulting I have only the highest terms of respect for you.

No I'm not aware of your political crisis in 2004, most Americans don't even
know where your country is, because it contributes next to nothing, only
debt and misery.

These pics are the same, you are not stupid, just uneducated. Sending the same
picture twice does not make it larger, not even on our more powerful Western
(not African) computers, so don’t send again. When you come to US and when you
will be more educated, you will learn this, may things of morality and that the
picture resolution (Size, for simple) is determined at the time of making them
--scanning -- not at the time of seeing them. You will learn, my new African
friend. So please just fucking scan them in again, like the first time. At
first you didn’t and choose a slightly higher resolution, it's not hard really,
you did it yesterday -- (then you waited again as usual in your lazy African
way, for a day) and it's no problem to do it again. Just choose “1000 DPI” or
higher as your default scanner value next time and all will be OK. It’s not
that hard.

As for the AIDS daemons in your sister, this I really too bad. I believe that
praying works, don’t you? I will pray for her to be miraculously cured in
Africa, after our deal and after you come to US. If praying works – and we
know
that it does, then after her cure you can send for her in Africa. They won’t
let her in the country with AIDS, even though they can cure the AIDS disease
now
and immunize against it. (I recently finished my AIDS immunization shots in
January). If your sister had followed gods’ word and if she had not been such
a slutty whore then she could not have gotten AIDS because it is a disease only
transmitted by having sex outside of marriage. You act all indignant if I as
if she is a virgin, you are falsely and dishonestly acting as if to take the moral
high ground, and all the time your sister is really a slutty whore.

Oh well, I see the burden we Westerners need to bear in order to bring you
Africans up to speed, financially, ethically, morally and most of all, in the
eyes of the Lord.

I’ve saved your rather longer letters from yesterday, and will read then later
after you re-scan the pictures. I told you I will Not communicate more about
this until the good quality pictures have been re-scanned and arrive and I mean
it. The Ball is on you side of the field. Please do not rely until AFTER the
pics have been sent.

With marginal regard,
Mr. Pendergast

Apparently you have gone back on your word and intentions again, my new African friend and almost potential business partner. My opinion, correct me if I'm wrong, of Africans is fortified more as I again previously thought before. You said yesterday: "Ok, l have agreed to stay behind the computer because of the
million of dollars at stake, but do not forget that l have no access to it
until the transfer is processed and transfer to foreign account. "

You turned your computer off all day today, again. Turn it on!!!! And it
looks like you have gone back on your word already -- AGAIN!!! And then you want TRUST? You must build it, it is EARNRD, not given. Where are my pictures? Are you wearing your "I'm a lazy African-undeveloped" hat again, so you can't re-scan the same pictures form before? What is the matter with you lazy people, is laziness encoded in your G,T,C and A?.

Please give my regards to Rose. But don't let her know that she will never see
our shores, the ones with the Statue of Liberty. How old is she now? Please
don't tell her there is no hope, she will demise soon, god bless her Soul, and
probably painfully, god willing. I hope, in this instance, against the will of
God, that she will survive and can come here, (to some more suitable
neighbourhood) but I doubt it. I will pray this to Him, in the name of Jesus
Christ so that His usually painful AIDS succumation will be free form pain and
yea, verily I hope, pleasurable at least if not so. What is Ruth’s age now?

Get the pictures re-scanned, bub, and get your lazy ass of the couch and
just do it, do I have to tell you everything?

You say "l have agreed to stay behind the computer because of the million of
dollars at stake, but do not forget that l have no access to it until the transfer
is processed and transfer to foreign account."

A stupid question: How can this be possible? How can you agree to
stay behind the computer if have no access to it until before the transfer ?

I cunt understand your kind of English; it's not good for our business deal.
Is it an Honesty problem or is it my stupidity -- well, my Western way, that
lets me not understand your "English"? Please tell me and if it's your fault
then please be more careful in future. I have been trying to figure out what
you are telling me. Please clarify this, as today, you certainly did not keep
your computer turned on. You seem not to reply or care about our business
transaction. WHAT IS GOING ON? How is your little sister.

Best regards,
Mr. Pendergast

Date: Sat, 18 Jun 2005
From: "APR" <*email*@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: l here resend Rose pictures again.
To: morgan_coleman20@yahoo.com

Listen, my friend, l think is high time you better stop this your idoitic ways of talking to people. l can't continue take more of this your stupid and useless _expression. l regret to tell you that you are an AMERICAN BIGGEST FOOL. l am not suprised that you may be a clearner in, l can pay you, l can feed you and l can make whatever thing you think or feel America govt can not do for you.

Listen, l can see how educated you are, and l cannot become the President of the America. ls because of people like you that all these stupid Muslime terrorise America and kill innocent souls. you can go to hell with you stupid help and assistance. criminal like you. listen if l hear from you again, l will make you FBI will come and look for you. stupid idoit. AMERICAN BASTARD you are?

THE NEXT BURIAL WILL BE YOU.

Date: Sun, 19 Jun 2005 05:26:52 -0700 (PDT)
From: <morgan_coleman20@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Rose pictures and my late father burial picture,
To: "APR" <*email*@yahoo.com>

I seem to have made you angry, Coleman, perhaps you dug up some inedible
roots tonight, there in your Nigerian village’s outback? The phrase "l am not
surprised that you may be a cleaner in…" does not parse! Do you speak English?
Perhaps you don't even have any bank account? Only in your dreams? You are
some poor illiterate Nigerian villager who does not know that he lower case “L”
on the keyboard is not used in the same manner as upper case “i” on the
keyboard. You goddamn Islamics are all alike, criminals yes, but stupid
pig-shaped ones.

"AMERICAN BASTARD you are?" is ungrammatical also, my fiend, don't you know?
You should say instead: "Are you an AMERICAN BASTARD you are?". Read a book
get an education. Don't be a criminal. If you got that much desired education
that you mentioned then you would not have to waste your time in bilking honest
people of their cash. And you would have learned how to operate a scanner –
anybody can download a “sister” from the internet. Even stupid people who must
pay money to their local Internet Bar can do this. A trained monkey can do it,
as you prove.

You Africans certainly know some harsh language. And, yes, you’re right - only
natural-born US citizens can become president of our great, rich country and
you can’t. They won’t even let you near our border. It's a different system we
have here, we don't use military coups to get a president like in your Native
Nigeria, we do it the old fashioned way, by rigging and stealing an election.
Well, on second thought, perhaps you could become president after all, since
rigging and staling seem to be right up your alley.

Am I to interpret your nasty remarks to mean that the deal with the phony bank
web page is off is off? Only a fool would deposit money in a bank which pays
no interest. Do I have to tell you even the most basic things about business?
Why are YOU angry, after all it is you who is trying to cheat me!

Good luck and best wishes!

Sincerely,

Henry Pendergast III

You say "kill innocent souls". This made me think. . . Is it possible to kill a
soul? My minister tells me souls are eternal, only the body must die but the
soul is forever. Isn't it the same in Africa? Perhaps in your Islamic Mohammedan
religion the belief is different. Only a fool would have a false religion. Also,
my minister says that Negroes are a dishonest race, thieves and murderers.
From knowing you and your death wish for me, and your shady doubtful phony bank web
site and sister, I can see he's right. I thought so.

Sincerely,
HP III

Hellow, Henry Pendergast III,

You should stop deceiving yourself, l know the real America does not behave the way you do. this is a simple thing and if you found yourself that you can help then why wasting ones time. l asked you for assistance , of course l know that Millions does not behave like you if actaully they are out and willing to do business. Who d the hell do you think you are to be instulting me, l know from the way you talk, you MUST be a third class citizen in America, probably, a SHOE SHINER.

l am not angry and you cannot get me annoyed, l only responded to your stupid attitude and life style. a word is a enough for wise, so you better rethink and behave normal, don't think that America is created for big fools like you. we still have some reasonable people in America and we cannot because of dump fools like you and dishonour or disrespect responsible Americans. so you go to hell and continue been house boy. who cannot feed himself.

take care fool.

Date: Mon, 20 Jun 2005 01:52
From: morgan_coleman20@yahoo.com
Subject: Please, forgive me
To: "APR" *email*@yahoo.com

Wait until you see your new web page, you uneducated white man's burden.
I'll have it ready soon. Perhaps I am a fool, but you are a criminal, a pustule.

You really had me fooled, I honestly, all along, thought you are a true millionaire,
Really! Honest! Swear to god!

BTW: Hello is not written with a W, stupid. Go away, crawl back into the sewer
from which you came.

Why do you envy us so?

Now I report this Nigerian 419 advance fee scam to Yahoo. Morgan's
email account is cancelled within a day or so, but not before a final
fulminating email exchange in which Morgan "MESSLESSLY" brings
out the Feared Capital Letters.

Thank you very much for reporting this incident to Yahoo! UK & Ireland.
This is an automatic response to let you know that we have received your
report regarding a Terms of Service Violation or Abuse issue involving a
Yahoo! member.

We take reports of abuse on our site seriously and appropriate action,
in accordance with our Terms of Service, will be taken against the
offending account immediately.

If you seriously feel as though the safety of someone is being
jeopardised, we suggest you contact your local police station.

Date: Mon, 20 Jun 2005 16:28:59 +0000
To: "APR" <*email*@yahoo.com>
From: "Yahoo! UK & Ireland Support" <uk-abuse@yahoo-inc.com>

LISTEN TO ME THIS AMERICAN FOOL.

DO YOU THINK THAT I AM BEGGING YOU TO FORGIVE ME, NO, I ONLY USED THAT TO
ATTARCT YOU TO READ WHAT I HAVE SENT TO YOU. YOU ARE A POOR MAN FROM ALL
INDICATION.

FROM THE WAY YOU TALK, THE WAY YOU BEHAVE LIKE A VILLAGE OLD MAN, YOUR
REASONING AND ETC [sic]. I KNOW THAT I AM BETTER OFF THAN YOU. I CAN KEEP IN MY
HOUSE, FEED COMPLETELY AND PAY SALARY TILL END OF YOUR LIFE. MY HAPPINESS IS
THAT YOU KNOW AND YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE THE MONEY. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR
FUCKING HELP OR ASSISTANCE BECAUSE OUR SECURITY IS NOT GUARANTED.
IF YOU COME EDUCATION. I WRITE BETTER THAN YOU. I SPEAK GOOD BRITISH ENGLISH
THEN YOU. SO WHAT AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MORE OK THAN I. I HAVE
GOTTON ANOTHER REASONABLE AND RESPONSIBLE MAN FROL CA WHO IS WILLING
AND TALKS REASON LIKE A MAN, FATHER AND BROTHER. NOW? THE BUSSINES IS ON.
HE HAS CONTACTED MY BANK AND SOON YOU SEE ME IN AMERICA AND YOU CANNOT
DO ANYTHING. I HAVE MONEY AND I HAVE CONNECTION MORE THAN YOU. JUST BE READY
FOR MY CASE ONCE I ARRIVE USA. I MUST CHARGE YOU TO COURT FOR INSULT. JUST
BE READY FOR ME. I WILL MAKE SURE I SECURE THE BEST LAWYER AND I WILL DEAL
WITH YOU MESSLESSLY. JUST BE READY FOR ME.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHO YOU ARE BUT ALL I KNOW. BOTH OF US MUST GO TO
COURT TO FIND OURSELVES. I TELL MAY BE YOU ARE BEEN PLAYING THIS NONSENSE
GAME WITH PEEPLE BUT WITH ME. I WILL MAKE SURE I BRING YOU DOEN TO ZERO.

I too SPEAK GOOD BRITISH ENGLISH THEN YOU, perhaps even gooder.
(If you're confused, bub, the previous is meant to make fun of and belittle you :)

Just wait. I will curse your family, later when I find some time. I will pray to your allah
AGAINST you. Then we'll see if praying works. Perhaps he will give you a sweeter
disposition and a brain and scruples and a heritage.

Why is your letter so angry, my ZERO millionaire.

In the meantime, good luck with your imaginary new "MAN FROL CA".
Please do yourself a favour and put your imaginary $ 11,000,000 into
an imaginary interest-fucking-bearing account, so that you can reap maybe
1/2 million imaginary dollars per year, could you live on that?

Read a book, get an education; only a fool would have a false religion.

About your question: No that is not all I can say. Just wait. I will curse your
computer and especially your keyboard and maybe the CPU, too. You will see, my
little African imaginary millionaire friend.

Have you ever considered getting an honest job? Why are you so jealous of others?
Do you want to obtain the same by stealing, instead earning it? And if so, why
do you think we would let you and your AIDS-riddled Typhoid-Mary sister into our
country? Why would we want to have crooks and dishonest snakes like you
in our midst? My minister was right, what he said about your morals.

You are not getting into my rich and clean country, where all the women are
beautiful and the children are above average.