I set economic record for most private
bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
I set all-time record for biggest drop in the
history of the stock market.
I am the first president in decades to execute a
I am the first president in US
history to enter office with a criminal record.
In my first year in office set the all-time
record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
After taking the entire month of August off for
vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
I set the record for most campaign fundraising
trips than any other president in US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million
Americans lost their jobs.
I cut unemployment benefits for more out of work
Americans than any president in US history.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures
in a 12-month period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to
administration positions than any president in US history.
I set the record for the least amount of press
conferences than any president since the advent of television.
I signed more laws and executive orders amending
the constitution than any president in US history.
I presided over the biggest energy crises in US
history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US
history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents
I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
I set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15
million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of
I dissolved more international treaties than any
president in US history.
My presidency is the most secretive and
unaccountable of any in US history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice
has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
I am the first president in US history to have
all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
I presided over the biggest corporate stock
market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.
I am the first president in US history to order a
pre-emptive US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and
I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
I created the largest government department
bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
I set the all-time record for biggest annual
budget spending increases, more than any president in US history.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
My Biggest move Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago
I am the first president in US history to have the
United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.
I am the first president in US history to have
the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.
I removed more checks and balances, and have the
least amount of congressional oversight, than any presidential
administration in US history.
I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to US
prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva
I am the first president in US history to refuse
United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
I am the all-time US (and world) record holder
for most corporate campaign donations.
My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, who is
also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate
bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron
I spent more money on polls and focus groups than
any president in US history.
I am the first president to run and hide when the
US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air
I am the first US president to establish a secret
I took the biggest world sympathy for the US after
911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in
the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world
I, with a policy of 'disengagement' created the
most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
I am the first US president in history to have a
majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest
threat to world peace and stability.
I am the first US president in history to have
the people of South Korea feel more threatened by the US than their
immediate neighbor, North Korea.
I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals
to be awarded government contracts.
I set all-time record for number of
administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge
investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
I failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin
Laden 'dead or alive'.
I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried
to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol
building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.
In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have
successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest
security failure in the history of the United States.
I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for
Americans than any other president in US history.
In a little over two years I created the most
divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever
been since the civil war.
I entered office with the strongest economy in US
history and in less than two years turned every single economic category
heading straight down.
Canadian add-on the "freest, longest undefended
border in the world" is no more since Bush came into power. Canadian
citizens born in several countries have to submit to fingerprinting,
etc. if visiting the U.S.A.
citizens who originate from countries such as Pakistan, and who are
transiting through the U.S. have been sent back to their country of
origin when they were just returning from holidays abroad. There are
many, many horror stories of innocent people's lives being severely
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE
I ran for congress and lost.
I produced a Hollywood "slasher" B movie.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any
oil in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
With my father's help (and his name) was elected
Governor of Texas.
I have at least one
conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been
erased and is not available).
I was AWOL from National Guard and deserted the
military during a time of war.
I refuse to take drug tests or even answer any
questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have
been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my
insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation
I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP)
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review.
For personal references please speak to my daddy
or uncle James Baker. (They can be reached at their offices of the
Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)
While suturing a cut on the
hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to former Texas Governor, George
W. Bush and his elevation to the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a
'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road
and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,
that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he
continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself,
he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's
up there, and you just want to help the dumb shit get down."