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worm.gif (3649 bytes) A Bank Advance Fee Fraud ...worm.gif (3649 bytes)


...from Burkina Faso

Mr. Cisse Issa

Rebecca U. Buskirk
- Thatís me.

Co-Starring Rev. Dr. Buskirk

 


Here is how it began...    

Subject: URGENT REPLY NEEDED.
Date: Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:52:33 +0000

    IP:  212.52.155.108 -- Burkina Faso
Reply-To: mr.cisseissa@yahoo.com
From: "cisse issa" <mrcisse00048@hotmail.com>

Dear friend,
 

My name is MR.CISSE ISSA. I am the Bill and Exchange Manager of bank of africa(B.O.A) ,Ouagadouguo Burkina Faso.
 
In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of USD$22.3 Million ...
 
Yours Sincerely,
MR.CISSE ISSA.

 This web page is being posted as the scam is in progress, live.  So, if our scammer were to search the Net diligently, he might find it !

 


Trace-route of Mr. Issa's email from Ouagadougou in Burkina Faso to USA.
Issa's Internet Service Provider (ISP): http://www.ripe.net/db/news/abuse-proposal-20050331.html
 The conversation I replied with a standard come-on letter,
trying to draw him out a bit.
To: mr.cisseissa@yahoo.com
From:  Rebecca
Subject: Re: URGENT REPLY NEEDED.

Dear sir, is this legal in your country?  If you honestly answer in the affirmative I would be at your disposal to try this adventure.  Please reply as soon as you receive this letter and thank you and God bless.

R. Buskirk
 
From: "mr. cisse issa" <mr.cisseissa@yahoo.com>
Subject: DETAILS AND MY BANK ID CARD
To:  Rebecca

Dear friend,
       Thank you very much for your kind respond to my business proposal sent to you, i am very happy for your willingness to handle this business with me.Bellow is the details of the business, you should go through the details of the business and get back to me so that we can proceed further and also download your attachment and you will get my bank id card for more prove of the genuine of this transaction ... blah blah blah...

 
To: mr.cisseissa@yahoo.com
From:  Rebecca
Subject:

Dear Mr. Issa, thank you for your response and for your id albeit tardy. Your email is well understood. I am very very excited to participate in their adventure! My full name is Rebecca U. Buskirk. I am a nurse, 38 years old, never married, Mr Right just has never come yet, unhappily. I work for the International Red Cross for 23 years now. I am currently in the Midwest supervising at a VA hospital here with veterans, amputees etc. from the two American wars. In my job I get to travel a lot, but I have never heard of the country Ouagadouguo. Perhaps I need to study up on this since I will become next of kin, yes? Please tell me about Ougadouguo. Are you happy there? Is it a poor country or is it pleasant to live there? Also, please send me some information of my next of kin, some pictures and documents which you may have in your possession, so that I can prepare, is important for me to know my new family. I hope you will understand. You never answered my concern in my first letter to you could I bother you to please do so now? Iím sorry, I do not have a fax here. We have one at all the offices but please do not fax me there as it would be inappropriate and also is not secure. Besides faxes are old-fashioned nobody hardly ever uses a fax, except in our office communication to Russia and Kazakhstan, sometimes. And thank you for your picture I shall enclose one of me also. (I found a pic of a young woman named Buskirk on the internet and pasted it here)
From: "mr. cisse issa"
Subject: APPLICATION FORM
To:  Rebecca

Dear friend,
       Thank you very much for your kind respond. My friend i sent i my bank id card to you to prove the genuine of the business, so don't be afraid doing business with me. If this transaction is not real i will not send my bank id card to you so please be satified that you are dealing with a sincere person.
 
According to your first question in your respond to my proposal. The transaction is not legal hence you are not the real next of kin to the deceased customer, that is why i said that you should not discuse the business with anyone untill the fund is transafer into your account. The only legality in the business is when you get payment approval from the bank.
 
If you apply to the bank and the bank approve you as the next of kin to the deceased customer the business will become legal, then you can come down to my country as much as you wish.
 
Regarding your prove to the bank, i have gather all information in the deceased profile in the bank, so once you apply to the bank i am here to furnish you with all information the bank will request from you untill the fund is transfer into your account.
 
I got your contact from the internet when i was searching for a trust person to handle the business with me and i choose you because you are a foreigner. The deceased customer is a foreigner so it require only a foreigner to apply to the bank as the next of kin to the deceased customer, that is why i am contacting you as a foreigner to apply and claim the fund as i will direct you and after the transfer of the fund to your account i will then come down to your country and share the fund with you.

  My friend,  Ouagadougou is the capital city of BURKINA FASO the formal UPPER VOLTA in west africa. Though we dont have much mineral recourses here but we are  leaving happy life here because of most foreigners investing in Burkina Faso, Burkina Faso is a country in center of three countries which has sea port to bring goods to africa, so many foreigners do invest here in Burkina Faso to dispose their goods but for our business, i don't want us to use the money here in Burkina faso because i don't want any one to know that i am connected to you. If you come down and people start seeing us together information will reach the bank that i contacted you to claim the fund, so it will be better to invest in your country. Once we suceed i will come down to your country and share the fund with you according to my proposal.
 
Regarding the deceased information and picture i will try to send to you tomorrpow morning when i get to the office.
 
Bellow is the application form that you will use to apply to the bank as the next of kin to the deceased customer, fill your information in the application form and send it to the bank immediately through the bank email address and fax number stated bellow.
 
Immediately you send the application form to the bank you should let me know for further direction.
 
My best regards to you and your family,
 
MR. CISSE ISSA.
  
Bank email address/     group.boa_faso@fsmail.net  
bankofafrica.group@fasonet.zzn.com

 
Fax:  00226 50 42 01 79
 
                      APPLICATION FORM
      FULL NAME....................................
      ADDRESS.............................
      TELEPHONE....................................
      FAX.........................................

ATTN, DR SAEED OUEDRAOGO,
FOREIGN REMITTANCES/ DIRECTOR,
BANK OF AFRICAN (B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO,

I ...........................................HEREBY APPLY TO
YOUR BANK AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO YOUR DECEASED CUSTOMER MR. HAZIM
IBRAHIM, FROM
ELEXANDRIA EGYPT,HOLDER OF ACCOUNT N-BOA4934109,
PUTTING CLAIM OVER HIS BALANCE WITH YOUR BANK VALUED AT
US$22.3MILLION US DOLLARS ONLY.

UNTILL HIS SUDDEN DEATH,WE HAVE BEEN BUSINESS ASSOCIATES,
JOINTLY IN EXPOSITION AND BUYING OF GOLD AND DIAMOND. THE FUNDS WERE
TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THROUGH OUR BANK FOR
PURCHASE OF GOLD AND DIAMOND.

SIR, I WISH TO BE INTIMATED ON THE PROCEDURES INVOLVED
IN HAVING THIS FUND TRANSFER INTO MY ACCOUNT IN MY COUNTRY AS GIVEN BELLOW:

BANK NAME:..............................................
ADDRESS:................................................
ACCOUNT N:..............................................
SWIFT CODE:.............................................
BENEFICIARY:............................................
NATIONALITY.............................................

I ALSO APOLOGISE FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO APPLY SINCE HIS SUDDEN DEATH IN
A PLANE CRASH ON JANUARY 2000. IT WAS DUE TO SOME FAMILY PROBLES
WHICH HAVE JUST BEEN SETTLED.

I WISH AN URGENT ATTENTION WILL BE GIVEN TO MY HUMBLE APPLICATION.

THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
YOURS SINCERELY.

( In January 2007 I received an identical form part_ali2006@yahoo.co.uk [IP= 196.28.255.187, Burkina Faso] except that the victim was DR. ANDREAS SCHAINNER of  MUNICH GERMANY. not MR. HAZIM IBRAHIM, FROM "ELEXANDRIA" EGYPT. The emal anf fax were: bf_boabf@excite.com and boabfbfb@excite.com; fax - 00226 50 32 72 18.)

Amazon.com  

To: "mr. cisse issa"
From:  Rebecca
Subject: Re: APPLICATION FORM

Dear Cisse,

Your timely information was received and understood, thank you.  With the information you gave me, I realize that this can be quite illegal.  So, I will have to open a new bank account perhaps under the name of my deceased father or under a different name in order to help you retrieve this money for both of us.  Would you please go back and answer my remaining questions also, specifically about the visa which you will require and about the next of kin.  I asked 5 or so things and while I thank you for your reply here, you did not answer fully, with all respect.  This will be like a great adventure for me, who is and administrator in a VA institution, I tell you.  Did you like my picture?  You did not say anything.  As for your form bellow, I would be happy to supply you with all this information, but perhaps you can wait a bit for my permanent address?  You see, yesterday I did not buy the hose I was looking at, which the realtor showed me.  It was too small and the swimming pool was small and dirty and there were only 3 bathrooms.  It's not for me as I expect to entertain visitors and guests in the future etc.  I have a home in Florida and in California, both are harboring tenants now and here in the Midwest I live at the VA Hospital, so to speak,  I have a small three room suite here next to and adjacent the nurses' quarters and I am looking to move out of here soon.  Unfortunately we can't use my VA address as a mailing address so perhaps this email connection would suffice for now.  I pray to God almighty that this minor residential problem won't disqualify me now, from this adventure,. Please let me know if you have any doubts about his as it will not be rectified until I secure a suitable residence here or until I can return to one of my other residences, I hope you shall endeavor to agree and is well understood.  I cannot give up my livelihood on a whim, please let's see what fruit will come of our transaction and relationship as I fervently pry to the Almighty for the best outcome.  Thanks again for your prompt response, Cisse.  I am working late tonight (as usual) unfortunately going over administrative assignments and if you will please respond in the next couple of hours on proceeding with this, I would gravely appreciate your demonstration of your honest sincerity in his matter.  When can I see this money and when can we cut it up I ask again.

Most sincerely,
Rebecca Buskirk

Ps :  Below I have filled in what I have up to now.  Do not hesitate to call me if there are any questions, my phone number is +1**********.  For security reasons, I'm going to set up a 16-number security code.  It shall be 825076596439R33B.  Pease enter this when and if prompted by the machine voice so as to transfer your call directly to my attention.  Please wait at least 1/2 hr from now in case you want to talk right now.
 

From: "mr. cisse issa"
Subject: HELLO.
To:  Rebecca

Dear friend,
        I received your mail and thank you very much for your cooperation. My friend due to the fact that we are going to deal with a bank, the application form must be filled properly before sending it to the bank. You must have to fill your address, telephone number, fax number and an account information in the application form to receive the fund. Without an account the fund cannot be transfer to you, so you should try and get an account quickly and fill in the application form with your address and telephone number.
 
If you are not convinient with the fax in your office, there is no proplem you can forget it and fill in your telephone number and the rest information in the application form and send it to the bank.
 
Please i want you to act fast with me in this transaction so that we can receive the fund quickly. Once you apply to the bank and the bank approved the fund for transfer, it will not take more than 14 working days to transfer the fund to your account, so please be very fast over there to avoid delay
 
Regarding visa to come down to your country, you should not wory about it now because is not difficult for me to get a visa with my position. Once the fund is transfer i will tender my resignation letter to the bank and after i will secure my visa  with a letter of invitation that you will send to me, so don't worry about it now.
 
I saw your picture and i like it, you are beautiful in looking, is only that i have not yet meet you to know your characters but i guest that you should also be of good characters since you can get to the position you are now. Well hoping to meet you as soon as the transaction is completed.
 
You should get an account immediately and fill the account information and your address, telephone number in the application form and forward to the bank as directed in my mail.
 
Please be very fast about it to avoid delay.
 
Regards,
MR.CISSE ISSA
 

 

 

I sent the form to him, not to the bank;
 but I only gave some information:


FULL NAME.......Rebecca U. Buskirk...................
TELEPHONE....Psl do nto call here......................

I ..Rebecca U. Buskirk..HEREBY APPLY TO YOUR BANK AS THE NEXT OF KIN
BANK NAME:.......Later will follow............................
BENEFICIARY:................none...................................
NATIONALITY.............US ......................................

He didn't buy that...

 
To: "mr. cisse issa"
From:  Rebecca
Subject: Re: HELLO.

Dear Cissa,
Thank you for saying I am beautiful. This means a lot to me. I gave you my telephone number, so why ask for it again?  Do you read and pay attention to your email or do you throw it away?  Maybe that explains why you did not call me?  I am very sad about this behaviour.  As for my address, you will have to make do with what I told you.  Effectively, I don't have an address right now; perhaps within a month or so I will have an address, but now I don't.  I told you I live on the hospital grounds, did I not? You cannot mail me here at the VA hospital.  My office address here is Reg. Med. Ctr. 892 Chamber St., Ogden, 84403 but please please do not send anything here, OK?  For security reasons I must prohibit it.  So please apply to the bank now and be done with it as I am getting impatient with this. Regarding visa to come down to my country, you are completely wrong, my friend, position is unimportant in our democracy government, people like you count as nothing.  Trust me -- I know
 
 
To: mr.cisseissa@yahoo.com
From:  Rebecca
Subject:

Hi, Cissa,

I just thought of something... perhaps we can give the bank just any address, it seems they just need a address for no good reason.  Surely they will not come to visit, haha and they will not mail me there either, since all out transactions will happen on the internet or via bank.  So what do you think we just lie to the bank about my address for purposes of this transaction?  After all, I don't have a real address now anyway.   So we can give them a false one, just to have something to fill in the bank form, OK?  What do you think? Soon I will have a house and home. I don't receive any mail here anyway.  Call me OK?  And please don't take do damn much time to reply as I am getting a bit frustrated with all this emailing back and forth.  The money should be in my hands by now, it's been a week since we started this, and still nothing. 
Why are things so slow, is this normal in your backward country?  When will you send a nice picture, which i requested quite a few days ago?
 
 
From: "mr. cisse issa"
Subject: HELLO
To:  Rebecca

Dear friend,
       I received your mail. My friend your first mail sound insultive that is why i could not reply you on time, why you should call my vcountrt backworld country? and why should you address me rudely? Listen to me, there are other people looking for this opportunity over there, so if you are not intersted and will not cooperate with me, let me contact another person.
 
If you are intersted, you already know what to do according to what i told you in my last mail, so stop talking as if the delay is coming from me. If you are interested fill any address in the application form but the bank account you will fill in has to be real to avoid mistake when transferring the fund to your account. Interested in getting the fund with me, fill any address in the application form and forward to the bank with the new account information.
 
Don't send me any insultive mail again.
 
Regards,
MR. CISSE ISSA
 
N/B i have also call the number that you gave me and is saying that network bust or error in connection. You already have my telephone number, so since i cannot get you on phone you should call me.
 
 
To: "mr. cisse issa"
From:  Rebecca
Subject: Re: HELLO

I am very sorry to insult you.  It's only that you said yourself that your country is land-locked, surrounded by poor African countries with no natural resources and also no access to any ocean, or sea...  not even a lake! You told me that,  so that's only what I meant.  I sincerely apologise as I certainly did not mean to offend any nationality.  I hope you will forgive me my friend, will you?  I will not be angry if you will look for another person, what with the difficulties you have with me, I would understand and besides I am very tired also.  I spent one hour and 45 minutes on the phone today looking for a suitable bank for you to open an account, so this is getting me down too, not just you.  I already gave you an address you could use, perhaps you only scanned my email only slovenly?  I tried to call you personally just not to apologise for my unintended remark but I could not get thru to your country or your city or your phone service in your fine country is not working, sorry.  It seems you take a long time to respond after perceived insults but it's also about the same without any insults, usually one day, so I don't know what you are telling be here.  Our network is NEVER bust, so it was an error in your connection, please dial more carefully.  What did you want to say to me?

Respectfully yours,
B.
Tukuls:  Village homes in Burkina Faso

Source: Wikipedia
 
  Next, three Identical emails arrive, all mailed within two minutes of each other, signed three disparate people: MR. HASSAN IBRAHIM, MR. CISSE IBRAHIM and MR. CISSE ISSA. I wonder if his alter ego made a mistake and now he is trying to set up an alibi for his explanation by morphing the first name into the third name.  Here is the first one:
From: "mr. cisse issa"
Subject: SEND IT TO THE BANK/ group.boa_faso@fsmail.net
To:  Rebecca

Dear friend,
       I just tried your number aagin and it rang without answer. Please try to pick your phone and also send the application form to the bank.
 
You should send the application form to the bank immediately through the bank email addres i gave you.
 
group.boa_faso@fsmail.net or bankofafrica.group@fasonet.zzn.com
 
Send the application form to the bank and get back to me for further direction.
 
Regards,
MR. HASSAN IBRAHIM.
 
To: "mr. cisse issa"
From:  Rebecca
Subject: Re: SEND IT TO THE BANK/ group.boa_faso@fsmail.net

Ok, It's well understood, sorry.  But first, who is Mr Hassan Ibrahim?  I received an email letter from him today. 

I'm sorry I was out of the office.  We had an emergency in the ward, very bad, I can tell you later, must run now.

Please respond right away.

What did you want to say to me on the phone?

Rebecca
Oh, one more thing, I got 3, count them, tree emails from you, all the same! Please send only one as I don't want to clutter up my computer it's not a big one, OK?

 

 

A sacrificial email account?

I'm going to test his Hotmail account by sending him a short email and to urge him on. His hotmail account was the one with which he contacted me initially. Next, I'll try to get his Hotmail account canceled, just for fun. This Hotmail account seems to be a "sacrificial" account -- many spammers seem to do this -- it's probably that this account gets reported most often and killed, by people who are irritated by receiving these  advance fee fraud letters. (Yahoo has been unresponsive as of late in killing 419-spammers' accounts, which I had brought to their attention). Let's learn if Hotmail still cares : )

To: abuse@hotmail.com
From: ***
Subject: Fwd: URGENT REPLY NEEDED.    <-- 419 Scam:  mrcisse00048@hotmail.com

Attached is an email from a 419 scammer; your DOMAIN name appears with the address in this attached message. Please tell me what you did, if anything, by return mail. Thank you kindly in advance for your reply.

To: mrcisse00048@hotmail.com
From:  Rebecca
Subject: TRANSACTION DETAILS

Hi, Issa,
I'm sorry I missed your calls.  We had a problem here.  I am sorry.  I saw your calls on the telephone.  I will be here for the next 2-3 hours, please call or email me your concerns.

 Again, what did you want to talk about yesterday and the day before, when you called ?

Best wishes,
Rebecca
 
From: "mr. cisse issa"
Subject: SEND IT TO THE BANK/ group.boa_faso@fsmail.net
To:  Rebecca

Dear friend,
       I received your mail and i am very sorry, the name MR. HASSAN IBRAHIM is my muslem name, i have already send you mail before i realise that i use my moslem name instead of my indetification name MR. CISSE ISSA.
 
Both names are my name but i dont use the name MR. HASSAN IBRAHIM because is a religion name from my family and i don't like the religion because of the rate of terrorism been comitted in the name of the religion, so i am using the name MR CISSE ISSA.
 
Regarding your respond to my mail, please be very fast in sending the application form to the bank first thing monday morning. Tomorrow monday the bank will resume work here, so please try to send the application so that the bank will receive it first thing monday mourning.
 
Send the application form to the bank and let me know for further direction.
 
Regards,
MR.CISSE ISSA
 
For a couple of days there was silence.  Then I received an email. 
From: karem ahmed <karemahmed0200@yahoo.com>
Subject: Details information of the transaction.
 
 Dear Friend,
   Blah, blah, blah...

Yours sincerely,
Karem Ahmed.

The is this from the same spammer using another name.  Now it's a dead man named Mr.John Korovo, whose bank account I can acquire.

The email is Received: from [196.28.250.98] -- also in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso.

I composed letter telling him to piss of, claiming that I had corresponded with him last year (true) and that he had not replied (I don't remember).

But then I received an email from our old friend Issa, so I put this ploy on hold and continued:

I asked Yahoo! to kill Karem Ahmed's email account,
and within 10 hours they did it:

Subject: Re: Fwd: Details information of the transaction. karem ahmed  (KMM46213729V71389L0KM)
From: Yahoo! Mail <abuse@yahoo.com>
Reply-To: Yahoo! Mail <abuse@yahoo.com>
X-Mailer: KANA Response 7.0.1.142

Hello,

Thank you for writing to Yahoo! Mail.
 

In this particular case, we have taken appropriate action against the
Yahoo! account in question that was reported for fraudulent activities...
To: mrcisse00048@hotmail.com
From:  Rebecca
Subject: SEND IT TO THE BANK/ group.boa_faso@fsmail.net

So who is Ibrahim Cisse, then?  I got an email from him, too!  You said that you go by two names, but now there are three names!  I received three emails, each with different names, not only two. Are you some kind of criminal, using various aliases?  How many more?

What in goodness sake is going on there? Is an interloper active in your email?  Can he commandeer my email account too?  I wonder, nobody is safe.

I looked at your Bank ID again.  I can't read your name on it, it's so small.  Before, I asked you to send larger pictures but you have not done so.  I insist on this now and an explanation of the third man.

It's not very professional of you after all these problems.  I do not trust you, after all.  Besides, I have already sent the papers to the bank and you incompetent fool don't even know that!

Now you tell me that you are A Mohammedan, the very same swine who attacked my country and my GOD!

I checked my phone and you did not call or even bother to leave a message, nor did you tell me now, what it  was that you wanted to say?  Your communications skills are not up to par, but perhaps good enough for people of the caliber in your swell country.

Maybe I over-did it a bit.  I'll email the bank.
I'll write to the bank:

To: group.boa_faso@fsmail.net
Subject: Subject: SEND IT TO THE BANK/
X-Attachments: D:\Personal_2007_ISSA\Westpac2 .doc;

Dear DR SAEED OUEDRAOGO,

Here it is again, just to be sure. your bank lackey Mr. Issa did not get the word that I had sent this before, so please inform him now so that all is copasetic. I wait your soonest response.

Please tell Mr. Issa, your employee bank lackey, at your earliest possible convenience, not to correspond with me using three aliases as it is very confusing to me as to who is writing and whom to trust. Trust and confidentiality are most important to me for this transaction. That's why I am using a Swiss bank. I hope you understand and that you agree with this opinion as I am not 100% positive of Issa's status and ID with BOA..

Thank you in advance for your reply

R. U. Buskirk

attachment: D:\Personal_2007_ISSA\Westpac2 .doc;

FULL NAME.......Rebecca U. Buskirk...................

ADDRESS Reg. Med. Ctr. 892 Chamber St., Ogden, 84403...........
TELEPHONE....***-***-****......................
 FAX.............. Psl do not call here..........................

ATTN, DR SAEED OUEDRAOGO,
FOREIGN REMITTANCES/ DIRECTOR,
BANK OF AFRICAN (B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO,


I .....Rebecca U. Buskirk.......HEREBY APPLY TO YOUR BANK AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO
YOUR DECEASED CUSTOMER MR. HAZIM IBRAHIM, FROM
ELEXANDRIA EGYPT,HOLDER OF ACCOUNT
N-BOA4934109,PUTTING CLAIM OVER HIS BALANCE WITH YOUR BANK VALUED AT US$22.3MILLION
US DOLLARS ONLY.
UNTILL HIS SUDDEN DEATH,WE HAVE BEEN BUSINESS ASSOCIATES,JOINTLY IN EXPOSITION AND
BUYING OF GOLD AND DIAMOND. THE FUNDS WERE TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THROUGH OUR
BANK FOR PURCHASE OF GOLD AND DIAMOND.
SIR, I WISH TO BE INTIMATED ON THE PROCEDURES INVOLVED IN HAVING THIS FUND TRANSFER
INTO MY ACCOUNT IN MY COUNTRY AS GIVEN BELLOW:

BANK NAME:....... Westpac Bank........................................
ADDRESS:..84 King Street, Sydney  2000  NSW, BSB 032003.......
ACCOUNT N:...... BANK: Westpac Bank.................
SWIFT CODE:...... 33 007 456 142...............
BENEFICIARY:................none...................................
NATIONALITY.............US ......................................

03:12 AM 3/12/2007
From: "mr. cisse issa"
Subject: HELLO.

Dear friend,
I just confirm your application form in the bank that is why i am writing you. You should have told me that you send the application form than insuling me. Anytime i read your mail i feel disappointed for contacting you into this business but i have no choice thatn to continue with you because you already have my id card and all information about the business but i tell you one thing, if you are doing all this to scare me out of the business to have the fund alone, is just a joke because as far as i work in the bank it will not workout fine.

You must coperate with me and follow my instrction so that we will do this deal quietly and get the get without any problem. Respect my personality if not my age,

Regards,
MR. CISSE ISSA
 
To: "mr. cisse issa"
Subject: Re: HELLO.

Hi, Cissa,
Before I reply to your point, please tell me now what it is you wanted to say on the phone and don't wait all day to reply.
R.
 
To: "mr. cisse issa"
Subject: Your ID is illegible

Your ID-card is worthless I can not even read it, the print is so small, sorry, but it's not my fault you should have known better than to send it, I can't help that.   As before, please re-scan it, that's what I wanted to tell you on the telephone.

 
Again, another emailk arrives from  Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. this time it is X-Originating-IP: [196.28.250.251]
From: "diouf mouka" <diouf_mouka11@hotmail.fr>
Reply-To: diouf_mouka@myway.com
Subject: READ AND GET BACK TO ME
Date: Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:23:11 +0000

 
DEAR FRIEND,
 Blah, blah, blah...
BEST REGARDS,
MR.DIOUF MOUKA.
Bill & Exchange Manager(BOA)

Again the  "dear Friend" salutation. Now the dead man is ANDREAS SCHRANNER FROM MUNICH. 

I asked Hotmail and Myway to kill this one, too.
 I want to concentrate on my scam :)
To: "mr. cisse issa"
Subject: Re: HELLO.

Dear Cissa,
I have prayed about this again today. It has come to me that I must confide in someone our minister Rev. Schleimhaut. You have spoken very ill of me and my feelings are hurt to near beyond recovery. You will not hear from me until I've consulted and prayed with our Father of the Church of the Holy Australopithecus. Why do you not answer me? I know you are there.


Yours,
Rebecca
 
From: "mr. cisse issa" <mr.cisseissa@yahoo.com>
Subject: HELLO
To: KRP <nowsc@yahoo.com>


Dear friend,
I have attached my id acrd again, download and click on expansion to get big size of my id card.

Now that you have applied to the bank as the next of kin to the deceased customer, I also want to bring to your notice that, the monitoring team of the bank will try you with differend kind of email addresses even sending delegate to other country to try you, please don't answer them and don't respond to any mail or respond that you will receive from the bank without informing me, any mail or respond that you will receive from the bank you have to forward it to me so that i will direct you before you will proceed to avoid mistake.

Please also keep the business to yourself alone, don't tell anyone about the business untill the fund is transfer into your account. If you faill and tell people about the business, they will ask percentage from the fund and you know that if we refuse to coperate with them they will inform the bank that i contact you to claim the fund, so please to avoid such mistake don't tell anyone about the business untill the fund is transfer into your account.

I ammonitoring the process and immediately i get any news about the application form i will let you know.

Regards,
MR. CISSE ISSA

click on expansion ?
To: "mr. cisse issa"
Subject: Re: HELLO


I
'm off to see Reverend Dr. Schleimhaut now. I'm so disappointed. This is the same small illegible pic you sent before. You people just can't read, or hear. you're all lazy. You could have re-scanned it, but no, what with the cloud of identity suspicion now hanging over your head, what with your three names and no explanation, and your Fater an Islam man and you having an Islamic namae, too, and another alias, you send the very same 1-centimeter pic of your face where I can't even look you in the eyes. You have no respct for people, do you. Have you no shame?! Who are you. I'm not even going to bother to read your email now, I have tears in my eyes I'm so cry ypset. l later until I have prayed with my spiritual leader Dr, Shleimhaut. I';m off to see him now.
R.
 
To: "mr. cisse issa"
Subject: Re: HELLO


And one more thing, you call my by my name from now on if I ever email you again i;m not youf friend so don't call me DEAR FRIEND ok.
 
Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:09:58 -0700
Date: Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:06:56 -0700
From: yakim babar <yakimbabar1@mac.com>
Subject: To Whom It May Concern
X-Originating-IP: 80.60.139.166 
<-- Netherlands
 
To Whom It May Concern
 
The Chairman/CEO, I write to solicit for your assistance in helping me to set up some business concern in Europe and America . I am looking for a reputable business partner with business management expertise and experience to help invest a huge sum of money I got through family inheritance. Please this offer is only open for serious minded persons and if you are interested, do send your telephone number for direct conversation to enable us have a concrete discussion regarding this business. Please treat this email as very confidential and reply me through this email;
 
yakimbabar@myway.com
 
I await your urgent response.
Best regards
yakim  babar
I wonder what he's up to with this... Is it a test so see
if I'll confide any other business arrangements with others? 

I'll ignore it.

From: GROUP BANK OF AFRICA <group.boa_faso@fsmail.net>
Reply-To: group.boa_faso@fsmail.net
To: NOWSC <admin@nowscape.com>
Subject: OFFICIAL QUESTIONNAIRE (B.O.A)
X-Originating-IP: [212.52.155.107]
Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:04:05 +0100 (CET)

 
BANK OF AFRICA
 13/03/2007
 ATTN, REBECCA U. BUSKIRK
 
OFFCIAL QUESTIONNAIRE
 
THE MANAEGEMENT OF THIS BANK IS IN RECEIPT OF YOUR SUBMITTED APPLICATION FORM AND THE CONTENT IS CLEARLY UNDERSTOOD.

FOLLOWING OUR BANKING PROCEDURE THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS BANK WISH TO NOTIFY YOU THAT, SINCE THE DEATH OF OUR LATE CUSTOMER, HIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN
DOMAT AND HAS TO BE REACTIVATED WITH THE SUM OF US$822 BEFORE PROCESSING YOUR PAYMENT APPROVAL AS THE RIGHTFUL BENEFICIARY TO OUR LATE CUSTOMER.

COMPLETE THE ATTACHED FORM WITH CAPITAL LETTERS AND
SUBMT BACK TO THIS BANK WITHIN 48HRS WITH THE  SUM OF US$822 TO REACTIVATE THE DECEASED ACCOUNT.

YOU ARE TO SEND THE REACTIVATION FEE IMMEDIATELY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER WITH THIS BANK FINANCIAL
SECERETRY NAME.

MR. AMOD MALIUS

ADDRESS/ BURKINA FASO

IMMEDIATELY YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT YOU SHOULD FORWARD THE PAYMENT INFORMATION THROUGH MAIL TO THIS BANK.

NOTE: WRONG INFORMATION AND FAILURE TO RETURN THE FORM AND THE REACTIVATION FEE WITHIN GIVING TIME WILL MAKE SUCH CLAIM INVALID AND NOT GENUINE.

THANKS,
MANAGEMENT
(B.O.A)
 BOA QUESTIONNAIRE.jpg

I forwarded this to CISSE, thinking he could fill out the document.

He should do something; after all, he knows these particulars much
better than I.  Heck, I've even forgotten the name of my deceased
relative -- there are so many :)  I sent it to his
first email address,
mrcisse00048@hotmail.com where he'll least expect it.

Nothing happened, so I sent a reminder and a church picture...

To: "mr. cisse issa"
Subject: Please attend
 
Cissa, please attend to the email I sent you about 4 hours ago.  That guy from the BOA seem like an illiterate imbecile.  Please deal with him and with that document soon.  The Reverend and I are excited -- I know I am, anyway,  Let me know as soon as it's done, ok.

A little present for you -

I took this last  Sunday.  Is it an Omen?  I'm praying for oursuccess in this ok.
Bye for now

Warm regards,
Rebecca.

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To: "mr. cisse issa" <mr.cisseissa@yahoo.com>
Subject: You are lazy
 
You seem to have reverted back to your lazy slovenly ways, my friend, as usual.  I emailed you twice within the previous 6 hours, and also yesterday and I don't hear a peep from you.  Is this how they do it in Africa, siesta time all the time?  Anyway, I'm off to meet the Reverend now to tell him the news about the money.  You should have told me this before, Issa, that is not how we do business in our country, perhaps it's good enough for the country of Ugagdgu, but in a civilized country such as here, it's considered rude.  At any rate, I'm excited to be nearing the end of all this emailing and hope you will soon transfer my money. (Emphasis mine -- Ed. :)
Rebecca
That got his goat.  He replied...
Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:44:40 -0700 (PDT)
From: "mr. cisse issa"
Subject: Re: You are lazy
To: KRP <nowsc@yahoo.com>
I did not receive any message from you than insult, so i will not reply.
 
Regards,
MR. CISSE ISSA
Maybe I'll just do nothing... wait, wait, wait.
To: "mr. cisse issa"
Subject: Re: You are lazy
 
I was surprised the Rev was very amenable to it, so we are ready, just say when ok.
...2 days later I tell him we're ready, Reverend Buskirk and I.
Subject: WAITING YOUR RESPOND.
Date: Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:31:50 +0000
 
Hello,
     Please if you are interested in my business and willing to continue with me, get back to me with my requirement so that we can proceed further.

REgards,
MR.CISSE ISSA
 
Subject: I AM VERY SORRY MY FRIEND
Date: Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:01:29 +0000

 
Dear friend,
    I am very sorry for this mistake, i have not been checking my hotmail that is why i could not get the message you forward from the bank to me on tue, 13th march. I just checked my hotmail now and i have gone through the question form from the bank and the notice to reactivate the deceased customer account.

 
What you have to do is to send the reactivation fee and the answers i gave you bellow  to the bank immediately as instructed by the bank in the forward message from the bank so that the bank will reactivate the deceased customer account to enable the processing of the transfer of the fund to your account. Since the deceased customer account is domat, it has to be reactivate before the bank can operate on the account, so please send the reactivation fee to the bank immediately through western union money transfer with the name the bank gave you.
 
Send the money to the bank through this name:
 
MR. AMOD MALIUS
ADDRESS/  BURKINA FASO

 
Immediately you make the payment you should let me know and also forward the western union payment receipt to the bank so that the bank can received the money and also send the answers bellow to the bank.
 
Please my friend make sure you send the reactivation fee to the bankimmediately so that the bank will not take action for delaying sending the answers the fee. According to the message from the bank, you were giving 48hrs to submit the answers and the reactivation fee to the bank, so please try and send the fee to the bank immediately because the 48hrs has expired.
 
Be very fast in sending the fee and the answers to the bank to avoid any action from the bank.

 
My best regards to you and your family,
MR. CISSE ISSA
 
...........................................................................................................................................
                                                           ANSWERS
 
1. THE NAME OF THE DECEASED CUSTOMER IS MR. HAZIM IBRAHIM,
    
2. THE NATIONALITY OF MR. HAZIM IBRAHIM,  IS EGYPT
    
3. MY RELATIONSHIP WITH THE DECEASED CUSTOMER IS A BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, JOINTLY IN EXPOSITION  
    AND BUYING OF GOLD AND DIAMOND.
    
4. HE DIED AT THE AGE OF 52 YEARS OLD.
    
5. HE DIED OF A PLANE CRASH LAST JANUARY 2000.
    
6. THE DECEASED CUSTOMER PROFESSION IS COMMERCIAL BUSINESS.
    
7. THE DECEASED CUSTOMER OWN A FIRM IN YOUR COUNTRY BEFORE HIS DEATH.
    
8. THE NAME OF THE FIRM IS ZAMIC AGRICULTURE AND THE REGISTRATION NUMBER IS BN¬į 0826479.
    
9. HE WAS OPERATING A CURRENT ACCOUNT WITH YOUR BANK.
    
10. THE ACCOUNT NUMBER IS N-BOA4934109.
    
11. YES, HE WAS MARRIED.
  
12. HIS WIFE'S NAME IS LUTTA.
    
13. YES, THEY HAVE CHILDREN.
    
14. THEY HAVE TWO CHILDREN, THEIR SEXES ARE MALE AND THEIR NAMES ARE WAIL AND MUSA.
    
15. THE MONEY INVOLVED IN THE ACCOUNT OF MR. HAZIM IBRAHIM,  IS US$22.3MILLION U.S. DOLLARS ONLY
IP=[ 212.52.155.106 ] -- Burkina Faso

 

So he did receive his email after all, even though I sent it to
his "sacrificial" HOTMAIL email address, the one I tried to
kill before.

To: "mr. cisse issa"
Subject: THE REVEREND IS GETTING ANTS IN HIS PANTS

This is going on too long.  The reverend first agreed to pay for all, then only for half and then pay for all again.  Now his wife says not pay any money as she says you people are very slow and need to send at least a descent photo, she says.  I think so too. She want not just any picture.  She wants one of you and also reading current-day newspaper, visible date print to show it a new picture of you as proof.  I agree.  I have not spoken with the Reverend, but you may as well count to that as a requirement for our continued participation.  If all is OK and if Reverend will not pay, I will pay all, sending Western Union pronto.  I told you before not to call me "my friend" if you do that again or deal is off, as I think this will never bear fruit anyway, you wait so long to reply.  You are a stupid lazy monkey not a friend, only necessary for business - slob African business as it may be.  Shit or get off the pot, my fine feathered friend and don't act so slowly every day.

Bless you,
Rebecca U.

He called my cell phone. I happened to be driving at the airport to pick up my sister. I hate to talk and drive, so the conversation was short.  He asked for Rebecca, and he asked my name.  I said I'm sergeant Sam Harris.  He asked me to tell Rebecca that he had called, I said that I would give a message and told him to call again tonight at 11:pm.  His call came from +22678019173 226 is the country code for Burkina Faso.
To: mrcisse00048@hotmail.com
Subject:
 

OK, I am near the phone now, if you want to call to tell me what we need to talk about, please.

The Reverend says hello.

 
God bless you,
Rebecca U. Buskirk

More DEAR FRIEND emails are arriving constantly.  Same Scheme, different names.  Their source is Burkina Faso and Sao Paulo, Brazil.

11:pm;  emailing Hotmail... I ask Hotmail again to cancel his account.
To: abuse@hotmail.com
Subject: Fwd: URGENT REPLY NEEDED.     <-[mrcisse00048@hotmail.com]-  419 Scam 

Here is an email from a BURKINA-FASO-ian 419 scammer; your DOMAIN name appears with the address in this attached message. Please tell me what you did, if anything, by return mail. 

Thank you kindly in advance for your reply.

Just for fun, let's  try to kill the mr.cisseissa@yahoo.com account also (same as the request to Hotmail).

To: abuse@hotmail.com
Subject: Fwd: I AM VERY SORRY   <mr.cisseissa@yahoo.com>    4 1 9  S c a m

Here is an email from a BURKINA FASO 419 scammer; your DOMAIN name appears with the address in this attached message. Please tell me what you did, if anything, by return mail. 

Thank you kindly in advance for your reply.
To: mr.cisseissa@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: I AM VERY SORRY MY FRIEND

Dear sir. I waited for your call, email, nothing. I have good news; we, the Reverend and his wife and I have come to an agreement, we can send the necessary funds immediately as required by Ugaudougou law. Please advise immediately.


Best Regards,
Rebecca Buskirk

 
From: "cisse issa" <mrcisse00048@hotmail.com>
Subject: MY LAST WORD TO YOU.
Date: Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:26:40 +0000

 
My friend,
    All delay are been cause by you in this business. If you cannot send the fee to the bank as already directed, stop sending me further mails because i will not respond and if you continue this way i will be force to contact another partner to change your information in the bank and if you try to inform the bank about me both of us will get into problem because you will also be charge for accepting to act as the next of kin to the deceased in the bank.

 
Go and send the fee and the answers to the bank or stop sending me any mail because i will not respond anymore and if you continue to delay the business, count yourself out as i told you.

 
Regards,
MR. CISSE ISSA.
Mr. CISSE called 3 times Today.  The cell phone lives in my car and I wasn't there to answer it.
To: mr.cisseissa@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: MY LAST WORD TO YOU.


I have returned from my trip. Well understood.
 
Date: Sun, 18 Mar 2007 03:46:09 -0700 (PDT)
From: "mr. cisse issa" <mr.cisseissa@yahoo.com>
Subject: GO AND SEND THE FEE AN D ANSWERS TO THE BANK
 
Go and send the money to reactivate the deceased account to the bank and send the western union payment receipt and the answers to the question to the bank.
 
Send the money to the bank with the name giving by the bank:
 
MR. AMOD MALIUS
 
ADDRESS/   BURKINA FASO
 
Send the fee and send the western union payment receipt and answers to the bank.
 
Regards,
MR. CISSE ISSA
 
To: "mr. cisse issa" <mr.cisseissa@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: GO AND SEND THE FEE AN D ANSWERS TO THE BANK

 
Dear cissa,
You are a funny funny man. First you said no, now you say yes. This is no way for a bank employee to act. Maybe in Africa, yes. In civilized nations, no. I'm not sure. The Reverend wanted to stop this. I spoke with him only an hour ago. But his wife wants to do it, and I am torn in the middle, not knowing. I see your heart and soul is black. You have 3 aliases, you are moody, lazy and slow, you don't follow instructions and your English is bad, so I don't know how fast your money will come afterwards. I need to see your face. I told you before. I need to look you in the eyes. Make new pic, a big one this time, with newspaper as described before. Then we will send money. I was as Western Union office yesterday to see how this is to be done because I have never transferred money that way before. All is ready to go after you send the picture. Don't be lazy or slow as usual. I'm timing you -- if you are slow it will not look good for you, and unfortunately -- for our transaction. And one more thing: Please indicate return receipt when you open this email, as that's how I'm sending this email.  I need to know you are reading my letters.

AND ONCE AGAIN, PLEASE ADDRESS ME BY MY NAME IN YOUR LETTERS, YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO MANNERS AT ALL, DORKO. do i have to tell you everything three times. 
 
 
Date: Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:29:47 -0600
To: mr.cisseissa@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: MY LAST WORD TO YOU.

Good morning to you Issa. How is your family? The Reverend took the money for your bank out of church funds and gave it to me, not telling his wife, BTW.  We are ready.  Please send your pictures now.  This pic is from last Sunday here.  I give to you as present. Also the prayer squad is praying for you.  We all pray for the best.

Rebecca

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To: mr.cisseissa@yahoo.com  3-19-2007
From: KRP <nowsc@yahoo.com>
Subject:
Bcc: GROUP BANK OF AFRICA <group.boa_faso@fsmail.net>

Dear Mr. Issa,
Before, you wrote saying "you were giving 48hrs to submit the answers and the reactivation fee to the bank". This is now way overdue! It's because of your lazy habit of waiting 2-3 days to reply. And you wrote "i have NOT been checking my hotmail".  Why? So I ask if our deal is still on or is it off?

Your soonest reply is appreciated.

The Sergeant has returned and told me that you promised call me at 11:pm 3 days ago, and you never did that either. Is there even any money?  What about your 3 names, your three aliases? Why are you so sloppy? Also, may I please have the address of Mr. AMOD MALIUS to whom the US $8.22 should be sent? I ask, because Western Union told me that there must be a street address and email, if possible.

Awaiting your very soonest response,

Rebecca U. Buskirk

 

 
Date: Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:27:07 -0700 (PDT)                 [IP=69.147.74.232]
From: "mr. cisse issa"
Subject: HELLO
 
My friend,
     I feel i should not respond to your insultive mails that is why i have not be responding. You insult my personality and the bank because of error in English when you know that Burkina Faso is English speaking country. Look if you don't have respect for elders in your country, try to respect strangers so that you will not get yourself in problem one day.
 
Yes our transaction is still very on waiting for the answers and reactivation of the decaesed account, so if you are intersted in getting the fund as i do, you should send the answers and the fee to the bank.
 
I am a banker and no banking procedure in transferring fund, no western union will request receiver street address to send money but if you inssist on the address,  go through the bank form, you with see the bank address close to the letter heading. The bank address is the same as the seceretary address because the fee is going to the bank not to the seceretary.
 
This is the bank address:  01 bp aven. kwame N kruma, ouagadougou, BURKINA FASO.
 
If you need the address to send the fee, you can use this one but if you cannot send the answers and the fee please stop writting me because i am regrecting contacting you into this business.
 
Regards,
MR. CISSE ISSA
 
Compliments,

I didn't reply because your email went into my trash bin, we are lucky I found it before the Auto-Scrubber deleted it permanently. What is wrong with your email that it should do so? What is wrong with you that you can misspell so many words in one email, my "friend"...insultive, decaesed, intersted, seceretary (2x), writting and regrecting. And by the way, it's not bellow, domat, submt, faill, untill and coperate -- it's below, submit, fail, until and cooperate, dodo. You people are SO0oo STUPID! What kind of IDIOT am I dealing with, there in Uogaduguo? You wrote "Burkina Faso is [an] English speaking country". Well if that's so, did you even finish any kind of children's school? Be that as it may, Father Schleimhaut does not know how stupid you are -- I was afraid to tell him. Your money is on the way. Please try not to put your email in my rubbish bin and send me my money ASAP. I tried to call you again. I noticed a woman's voice on the phone, was in French. You wrote "Burkina Faso is [an] English speaking country". Well if that's so, are you in France now, or what? Please explain exactly where you are.  If you are not ion Burkiina Faso, yesterday I have asked my ISP to filter out all other African counties's email correspondence. I have so many emails containing "Dear friend", from sycophants; they go to the trash, unread, for your information. So try using my real name for a change.

Best regards and please hurry, I sent this money late this afternoon and still my bank account in Switzerland is not credited with any transaction from Burkina faso.  What the heck is going on?

Sincerely,
R.
I just discovered that Mr. CISSE called 3 times from OUAGADOUGOU,  Burkina Faso on Mar-18-2007 at  17:45, 17:46 17:47.

So now, I accidentally pressed 'redial' and when I noticed a voice on the phone, it was in French.  I hung up.  One minute later he called again -- thrice -- but since Rebecca wasn't 'here', hahah, I couldn't answer.  I turned the phone off. Later I turned it on a gain and he called back many more times.  I didn't answer -- Rebecca still isn't here, damn it!

 
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Tuesday 7:30 AM - 5:00 PM
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Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:27:52 -0700 (PDT)
From: "mr. cisse issa"
Subject: CHECK YOUR TRANSFER AGAIN.

Dear friend,
       I received your mail and the forward payment information for the reactivation fee. I have checked here in the bank in my office computer to verify the payment and is saying that fales information.
 
There is no SENDER NAME and Reiver name and the designation of the money is no also indicated in the forward receipt.
 
You should check yourself and correct the mistakes so that the bank can receive the money.
 
Send the sender name and receive name to the bank. Remember that the bank said you have to send it to the bank through the bank financial seceretary name,
 
 MR. AMOD MALIUS.
 
COUNTRY - BURKINA FASO
 
Check and send the sender name and receiver name to the bank to receive the money to reactrivate the deceased account and process the transfer of the fund to your account.
 
Regards,
MR. CISSE ISSA
IP=193.220.48.98 -- is not Burkina Faso.  It's Abidjan, Ivory Coast.

He did not receive my money!?  Apparently he wants me to make some corrections.  But with the Dear Friend salutation, Won't reply.  I'll tell him that his email if filtered to the TRASH because of this.

Just as he sent this email, he also called twice.  I didn't answer; Rebecca is not home now.

 

 

Also, some more emails arrived similar to this one:

IP=196.201.77.99 This is also Abidjan, Ivory Coast:
Calvary Greetings, ...My names are Mrs. Melanie Megan, I am the widow of Late Dr. Morgan Megan who is... My Doctor told me that ... my health condition (cancer of the lever and stroke)...

 I didn't answer.

 

My cell phone tells me he tried to call me 22 times.

Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:01:23 -0700 (PDT)
From: "mr. cisse issa"
Subject: HELLO

 
My friend,
     I received your mail. My friend i have never told or write you that BURKINA FASO is ENGLISH speaking country. I told you in my mail that you should not mind the error in the bank ENGLISH or MY ENGLISH because BURKINA FASO is a fench speaking country, so don't chage y words.
 
I said in my previous mail that Burkina Faso is a french speaking country that is why you find some errors in my messages.
 
Regard the transfer fee to the bank, send the sender name and receiver name to the bank to avoid mistake. The sender name and the receive name is not indicated in the payment receipt forwarded, so send the information to the bank again.
 
Regards,
MR. CISSE ISSA
 
  I was going to send this, but thought better of it since he had the "friend"  salutation again.

Here are your words, asshole:

    "I feel i should not respond to your insultive mails that is why i have not be responding. You insult my personality and the bank because of error in English when you know that Burkina Faso is English speaking country. Look if you don't have respect for elders in your country, try to respect strangers so that you will not get yourself in problem one day."

WHERE IS MY MONEY?  You are a LIAR!


I didn't reply at all.

Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2007 23:26:51 -0600
To: "mr. cisse issa" <mr.cisseissa@yahoo.com>
Subject: Hello "Friend",

Hello "Friend",
 
I went to the Western Union office this morning.  Just to check.  They said the money was picked up, so I'm wondering what's holding up your end of the bargain.  Please review again my share % and how we will split it up.  Nothing is in my bank account yet, so please ensure that this transaction closes successfully and be quick about it.

Rebecca
 
 
Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:48:56 -0700 (PDT)
From: "mr. cisse issa" <mr.cisseissa@yahoo.com>
Subject: YOU ARE A FOOL.
To: KRP <nowsc@yahoo.com>

 
YOU ARE VERY STUPID AND DON'T SEND ANY MORE MAIL TO THIS ADDRESS.
 
I AM UP TO YOUR FATHER AGE TO DESERVE RESPECT FROM YOU BUT HENCE YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND AND ACTING AS A FOOL? DON4T WRITE ME AGAIN OR YOU WILL REGECT IT.
 
REGARDS,
MR. CISSE ISSA
 
You be very very worried upstairs, my "friend". Yesterday I received the following email form your "banker", it was accidentally sent CC to me, I think. Are you the intended recipient?  I think so!

THIS IS HIS LAST MAIL TO ME, AND MY LAST MAIL TO HIM IS UNDER, PLEASE GO THROUGH BOTH TO UNDERSTAND WHERE WE STOP FOR YOU TO KNOW WHAT NEXT TO TELL HIM FROM HERE. PLEASE MY GUY THIS MAN IS A CORRECT MUGU SO WE NEED TO BE CAREFUL WITH HIM, YOU CAN SEE HIS QUESTION SO YOU KNOW WHAT TO ANSWER HIM. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTION JUST CALL ME AND I WILL EXPLAIN BEFORE ANY OTHER STEP.

By the way, before your wrote you are English, not French...

"I feel i should not respond to your insultive mails that is why i have not be responding. You insult my personality and the bank because of error in English when you know that Burkina Faso is English speaking country. Look if you don't have respect for elders in your country, try to respect strangers so that you will not get yourself in problem one day."

WHERE IS MY MONEY? You are a LIAR!

Rebecca
 

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Don't be greedy and be honest with others and with yourself: 
THINK -- is anyone going to give you millions for just a little dishonesty?

 

        I'd like to see these criminals punished, but I'm powerless.  The best I can do is to make them angry by making them do a lot of work, purchase a lot of time at  their village Internet bar, making them "jump through hoops" and best of all,  by insulting them and belittling them.  It's my weapon.   And while they are making up stories for me they are not emailing stories you!       (You're welcome :) The cost of staying connected in Nigeria
Source:Wired magazine, May 2006

Internet Cafť costs:
It costs $0.77 to connect to the internet for one hour, for Nigerians -- 28% of daily per capita GDP.
Other places...
  Paris:     $ 4.86 ( =5.9%)
  Shanghai:  $ 0.62 ( =3.7%)
  Moscow:    $ 1.50 ( =5.1%)
  London:    $ 1.78 ( =2.1%)
  NYC:       $12.80 ( =11.1%)

 

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 Links

County funds lost in Nigerian scam

Scam Baiters -- Excellent pointers   The main page

The PASSWORD is: "Luke, Feel the force" (http://www.geocities.com/cola_andrews/adoptedluthman/luke_i_amyofatha.htm)


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Do these things suck? ~~ Unpleasant experiences with companies and organizations. Scams.

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 2009-03-31