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Overcoming Mormon Masturbation
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  Lot et al
  The statements of Osama Bin Laden &
sayings of Ayatollah Khomeini

  Mormon Underwear

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Mein Jihad :)      Mein Kampf



God Is Not Great:

How Religion

Christopher Hitchens

A page from this book -- on Masturbation, Islamic style


This noted British-American author, journalist and literary critic, has been a columnist at Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, The Nation, Slate, and a variety of other publications. Hitchens is also an outspoken atheist and antitheist. His bestselling book, God is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything explores how religion has impacted and influenced the world in a negative way. Writes Booknotes: “Hence, Hitchens believes that religion is manmade, and an ethical life can be lived without its stamp of approval.”
 -- Booknotes

Ken's Guide
 to the Bible

by Ken Smith

"The world's most complete compendium of the Bible's most embarrassing passages. With hammerhead precision and pig-iron wit, this compact volume lays bare all the sex, gore, and lunacy that the Bible has to offer."

       R E C O M M E N D E D:  Pick one up for a friend!


God's Debris

 Scott Adams

It's a Treasure! ...and  it's FREE
Imagine that you meet a very old man who — you eventually realize — knows everything. Imagine that he explains for you the great mysteries of life — quantum physics, evolution, god, gravity, light, psychic phenomena, and probability —  in a way so simple, so novel, and so compelling that it all fits together and makes perfect sense.

What does it feel like to suddenly understand everything? God's Debris isn’t the final answer to the Big Questions -- it might be the most compelling vision of reality you will ever read.... Still, God's Debris is emphatically not for everyone. Although there’s no sex or violence... (cont)...   

Also: The Religion War by Scott Adams





Wholly Babble !   "I knows the Bible is true because it tells us so."

Mormon Joke Web Site

Something to think about...

Washington, DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007: The man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approx. 2 thousand people went through the station, most of them on their way to work. After 3 minutes a middle aged man noticed there was a musician playing. He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds and then hurried to meet his schedule.

4 minutes later:
The violinist received his first dollar: a woman threw the money in the hat and, without stopping, continued to walk.

6 minutes:
A young man leaned against the wall to listen to him, then looked at his watch and started to walk again.

10 minutes:
A 3-year old boy stopped but his mother tugged him along hurriedly. The kid stopped to look at the violinist again, but the mother pushed hard and the child continued to walk, turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. Every parent, without exception, forced their children to move on quickly.

45 minutes:
The musician played continuously. Only 6 people stopped and listened for a short while. About 20 gave money but continued to walk at their normal pace. The man collected a total of $32.

1 hour:
He finished playing and silence took over. No one noticed. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition.

No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the greatest musicians in the world. He played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, with a violin valued at $3.5 million dollars. Two days before, Joshua Bell sold out a theater in Boston where the price of seats averaged $100.

This is a true story. Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste and people's priorities. The questions raised: in a common place environment at an inappropriate hour, do we perceive beauty? Do we stop to appreciate it? Do we recognize talent in an unexpected context?

One possible conclusion reached from this experiment could be this: If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world, playing some of the finest music ever written, with one of the most beautiful instruments ever made.... what else are we missing?

 Virgin Mary
in a Chicago underpass

Hank's Ass:  John & Mary Pay a Visit
George Carlin: On Religion
Bill Mahr:         On Religion
Pat Condell:    On Religion


Religulous ?
  Bill Maher  gets  kicked off LDS temple square
  in Salt Lake City.



A Natural History of Rape:

Biological Bases
of Sexual Coercion

Encyclopedia of Hell     

Ken's Guide to the Bible

"The world's most complete  compendium of the Bible's  most embarrassing  passages.

With hammerhead  precision and pig-iron wit, this compact volume lays bare all the sex, gore and lunacy that the Bible has to offer." by Ken Smith


Carlin -
On Campus


Monty Python's
Flying Circus:
Set 1
Episodes 1-6 (1970)


Carlin -
Doin' It Again


Monty Python's
Flying Circus:
Set 2
Episodes 7-13 (1970)

Churches ad hoc: A Divine Comedy 


The genesis of Churches ad hoc was the photograph I made  of a cross that seemed to rise up out of a tree. The cross,  located in a park overlooking Eugene, Oregon, created a  controversy regarding the separation of church and state.  Proponents of the cross called it a war monument Others  saw it as a religious symbol I titled the photograph  "Propagation on the Mount" Thus began the series of  captioned photographs with a cross as the unifying element. The series was first exhibited at the PhotoZone  Gallery in Eugene.

Churches ad hoc was introduced on the Internet in  1996. Since then, references to it have appeared in a large  number of Christian as well as atheist web sites.

Each  group seems to find a reflection of their own views in the  captioned photographs. Excerpts from the series have  appeared in places as diverse as the Internet edition of  The New York Times, a Methodist church calendar, a rock  band cassette cover, the religion page of the Stockholm  Svenska Dagbladet newspaper, and a Cornell Law School  poster for a national conference on The Constitution and  Religion: Theory and Practice.

I take photographs to amuse myself as well as the  occasional spectator. Exhibiting photographs for mutual  pleasure is similar to a comedian telling jokes to an  appreciative audience. But comedy is more serious than  photography.

Herman Krieger, 1998.

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10 Reasons
     Why Beer 
     is Better
     than Jesus: 


10.  No one will kill you for not drinking beer. 
  9.  Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. 
  8.  Beer has never caused a major war.
  7.  They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
  6.  When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
  5.  Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured for his brand of Beer.
  4.  You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
  3.  There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
  2.  You can prove you have a Beer.
  1.  If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

God exists:

Spinning cats use their own instincts to right themselves, but falling toast uses a much more powerful law to fall buttered side down.
This law comes from the all-powerful Creator of the universe. It proves the existence of this Creator at the same time because the
law is universally observed and infinitely immutable.   It controls everything.  Therefore, the Creator -- God -- exists. QED


When you understand why you do not believe in other gods, then you will understand why I don't believe in yours.
- Unknown

3-D Vision:

Image was made in 1994 using MICROGRAPHX Designer software...
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Afterlife Weather Forecast -- The temperature of Hell

  John and Mary Pay a Visit

    Islam in the news
Masturbation /  "Vibravision"
 Slang Terms for Masturbation



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