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Washington, DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007: The man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approx. 2 thousand people went through the station, most of them on their way to work. After 3 minutes a middle aged man noticed there was a musician playing. He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds and then hurried to meet his schedule.

4 minutes later:
The violinist received his first dollar: a woman threw the money in the hat and, without stopping, continued to walk.

6 minutes:
A young man leaned against the wall to listen to him, then looked at his watch and started to walk again.

10 minutes:
A 3-year old boy stopped but his mother tugged him along hurriedly. The kid stopped to look at the violinist again, but the mother pushed hard and the child continued to walk, turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. Every parent, without exception, forced their children to move on quickly.

45 minutes:
The musician played continuously. Only 6 people stopped and listened for a short while. About 20 gave money but continued to walk at their normal pace. The man collected a total of $32.

1 hour:
He finished playing and silence took over. No one noticed. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition.

No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the greatest musicians in the world. He played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, with a violin valued at $3.5 million dollars. Two days before, Joshua Bell sold out a theater in Boston where the price of seats averaged $100.

This is a true story. Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste and people's priorities. The questions raised: in a common place environment at an inappropriate hour, do we perceive beauty? Do we stop to appreciate it? Do we recognize talent in an unexpected context?

One possible conclusion reached from this experiment could be this: If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world, playing some of the finest music ever written, with one of the most beautiful instruments ever made.... what else are we missing?

 
 Virgin Mary
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Hank's Ass:  John & Mary Pay a Visit
George Carlin: On Religion
Bill Mahr:         On Religion
Pat Condell:    On Religion

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  Bill Maher  gets  kicked off LDS temple square
  in Salt Lake City.

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Ken's Guide to the Bible

"The world's most complete  compendium of the Bible's  most embarrassing  passages.

With hammerhead  precision and pig-iron wit, this compact volume lays bare all the sex, gore and lunacy that the Bible has to offer." by Ken Smith

Carlin -
On Campus

Monty Python's
Flying Circus: Set 1
Episodes 1-6 (1970)

Carlin -
Doin' It Again

Monty Python's
Flying Circus: Set 2
Episodes 7-13 (1970)

Churches ad hoc: A Divine Comedy 

From the INTRODUCTION...

The genesis of Churches ad hoc was the photograph I made  of a cross that seemed to rise up out of a tree. The cross,  located in a park overlooking Eugene, Oregon, created a  controversy regarding the separation of church and state.  Proponents of the cross called it a war monument Others  saw it as a religious symbol I titled the photograph  "Propagation on the Mount" Thus began the series of  captioned photographs with a cross as the unifying element. The series was first exhibited at the PhotoZone  Gallery in Eugene.

Churches ad hoc was introduced on the Internet in  1996. Since then, references to it have appeared in a large  number of Christian as well as atheist web sites.

Each  group seems to find a reflection of their own views in the  captioned photographs. Excerpts from the series have  appeared in places as diverse as the Internet edition of  The New York Times, a Methodist church calendar, a rock  band cassette cover, the religion page of the Stockholm  Svenska Dagbladet newspaper, and a Cornell Law School  poster for a national conference on The Constitution and  Religion: Theory and Practice.

I take photographs to amuse myself as well as the  occasional spectator. Exhibiting photographs for mutual  pleasure is similar to a comedian telling jokes to an  appreciative audience. But comedy is more serious than  photography.

Herman Krieger, 1998.

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10 Reasons
     Why Beer 
     is Better
     than Jesus: 

10.  No one will kill you for not drinking beer. 
  9.  Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. 
  8.  Beer has never caused a major war.
  7.  They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
  6.  When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
  5.  Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured for his brand of Beer.
  4.  You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
  3.  There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
  2.  You can prove you have a Beer.
  1.  If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Therefore
God exists:

Spinning cats use their own instincts to right themselves, but falling toast uses a much more powerful law to fall buttered side down.
This law comes from the all-powerful Creator of the universe. It proves the existence of this Creator at the same time because the
law is universally observed and infinitely immutable.   It controls everything.  Therefore, the Creator -- God -- exists. QED

Unknown:

When you understand why you do not believe in other gods, then you will understand why I don't believe in yours.
   - Unknown

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