Mormonism on Space Travel...
...It revolves near the planets OLIBLISH and ENISH-GO-ON-DOSH
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We believe that human beings inhabit the Moon. Our Mormon Seer and Revelator, Brigham Young, for whom a University in Utah is named, revealed in 1870, that the Mormon moon-men were similar to earthlings, except that they are much taller. Moon-men, Young teaches us, dress and act like Quakers.
In Brigham Young's account the king of the moon, Endymion, became enamored with the beautiful Lablia-do, daughter of Phlegon-Phaethon, the moons Quaker leader. It's is a true story which later had been deleted by church authorities in subsequent Mormon doctrine. In his vision, Brigham Young had visited the inhabitants of the kingdom on the far side of the Moon...
(Journal of Discourses., 1871, p. 27 1)
"...whose hearts leapt with joy and exceeding delectation... and dwelt into the cliffs of the orb of the basin named Hertz-sprung in the sight of all splendor.."
Revelations Prophet Brigham Young concerning Floeese, the Moon [See also external link]
Our great Mormon apostle, the late Bruce R. McConkie, reminds us that in Mormon theology God created "worlds without number". He also reminds us that Mormons believe that "there live aliens on other planets unknown to us". McConkie tells us that these planets are "inhabited by male and female humanoids who are redeemed with immortality and offered eternal life through the power of Heavenly Father."
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"A tachyon is a particle with space-like four-momentum and imaginary proper time.
It is constrained to the space-like portion of the energy-momentum graph.
Therefore, it can never slow to light speed or below." ~~ Arnold Sommerfeld, Wikipedia
The Planet KOLOB - the evidence is coming in
Mormon Theologians agree that God lives on a distant planet, the planet KOLOB. It's located in the constellation Cancer, sector 2813. Kolob means "the first creation" -- which is "nearest to the celestial, or the residence of God", (Abraham 3:2 – 3, 9) as McConkie assures us. It is called the Celestial Kingdom.
Michael D. Rhodes Assistant Professor of Physics
& Director of BYU Observatory on Campus.
In 2008 BYU astronomers claim that the Hubble space telescope snapped the first actual picture of an exoplanet, a pinpoint of life found within the debris disc of a star called Formalhaut about 25 light years from here. Now a different team of scientists spying on the presumed planet dubbed Kakistocra-99b2, with the Spitzer space telescope suggests that the dot in the original image isn't the planet that all. Though the team isn't sure what the dot is, the point of light doesn't appear to radiate at the infrared wavelengths where exoplanets should shine, a team lead by Michael D. Rhodes of BYU and Marcus Jansen Princeton University report online at the website arXiv.org. This is not the first time that KOLOB has stumped astronomers' ground-based infrared telescopes. They haven't been able to see its signature spectrum and it's tracing an unexpected path around its star. Theories proposed to explain the imaged planet KOLOB range from a background to light scattered by a dust cloud.
Constellation Cancer. KOLOB, or OJ287 shines an overwhelming beacon of light onto Earth. This is associated with the path to and from the Celestial Kingdom. KOLOB os sometimes spelled Q'LOB, short got Quasar-stellar LDS Object or Quasi-stellar LDS Object.
See derivation of spellings of Koran, Quran, Quoran or Qur'an. As an aside: In 1961, a model of color television set, the QUASAR, was named in honor of this Celestial Kingdom on KOLOB, (QLOB) by the inventor of modern electronic TVs. He was Philo Farnsworth Born in Beaver Creek, Utah, U.S.A., on August 19th 1906; Off-site link here.
"Our scriptures say that God told Moses only about this planet," said LDS apostle Neal A. Maxwell in a recent television interview. "But we're not worshiping a one-planet God." (Salt Lake Tribune Aug 1996 Vol. 252 No. 118).
We believe that Mormonism is an outer-space-oriented religion. One of our Scriptures state -- as far it has been translated correctly -- "And thus there shall be the reckoning of the time of one planet above another, until thou come nigh unto Kolob, which Kolob is after the reckoning of the Lord's time; which Kolob is set nigh unto the throne of God, to govern all those planets which belong to the same order as that upon which thou standest". Until recently, the star which Kolob orbits has not been known. In late 1999 and especially in 2008, Mormon astronomers at Brigham Young University, using the Hubble telescope, obtained faint images of this star, which they tentatively named Kakistocra-99b2, or OJ287 .* It turns out that Kakistocra, a G2.5 type star, falls squarely just next to our sun on the famous Hertzsprung-Russell diagram of stellar evolution.
This lends further support to the Mormon claim that Kolob is an Earth-like planet, just one of Elohim's * "Worlds without number" (Other authorities disagree: Isaiah 30:26. As the Mormon apostle Maxwell puts it, "There are other humanoids on other planets unknown to us."
"As yet we do not know where the planet Kolob is located, but it, as well as the throne of God, must be a tremendous distance from the earth. Any personage coming from the presence of God would need to travel a tremendous distance to reach earth."
~ Alvin R. Dyer, "BYU Speeches", April 7, 1964, pp. 14-15
External Link: scari.org
Book of Abraham Translation by Prophet Joseph Smith,
from hieroglyphics on papyrus (Facsimile 1)
Unfortunately, the planet Kolob itself has not yet been imaged. Plans are underway by BYU astronomers, using the new three meter active optics telescope on the summit of Mauna Kea in Hawaii, to image this star in the infrared spectrum.
The Voyager space craft which was launched many years ago, and which is heading out into the interstellar medium, is by coincidence heading in the direction of the star Kakistocra. It will, in the year A.D. 2882900, approach the Kakistocra system in sector 2812, within about 300,000 kilometers.
This is a flea's hop on the cosmological scale! It's so close, it would be a bit like hearing the airline pilot announce "Our flight today will take us by the city of Salt Lake, 3 inches away from it." Cosmic Coincidence?
Perhaps Jesus-Jehovah, or one of the angels or some alien astronaut, as yet un-hatched and living on his planet of pre-existence, will intercept Voyager. Perhaps the Golden Phonograph Record, which is on board of Voyager will at some distant future day be played on a celestial phonograph! The church has told us, that because of divine revelation, it has asked NASA to engrave on this Golden Platter, a cut from the
Mormon Tabernacle's rendition of "If You Could Hie to KOLOBb". Such possibilities are enough to make one think!
* Elohim - Not to be confused with the "Planet Elohim" of the RaŽlian movement (Raelian religion).
Link: See corrected version of this article
Space aliens? Link: A Video
The church teaches that everything starts on the Star-Base Kolob from whence we came, and everything will end on Kolob to which we shall return if we are worthy. We can return to the presence of our gods -- the Heavenly Father, his first wife, Mother Gonhorra, and the Other Wives. We'll return to the presence of Jesus, who is also Jehovah -- the Bible is wrong about this. We believe we are actually what is nowadays called "space aliens".
In fact, dear reader YOU too, are a space alien because you arrived on our beautiful blue island in the sky directly from the planet Kolob. [Another space alien.]
The Bible teaches us (Genesis 6.4) that even today, God's sons, (the giant Nephites) , travel to earth from the planet Kolob, to have sex with Mormon women.
With faster propulsion systems, and with the desire to do so, it would be possible for space craft from Earth to reach the planet Kolob much sooner.
The Other Mormon Planets
In his famous Facsimile 2, an Egyptian papyrus which Joseph Smith translated, the Mormon prophet reveals several other Mormon celestial objects. Amongst them are the planet Oliblish and the planet Enish - go - on - dosh. Mormons believe that a man from Kolob, and his wives, are entitled to four annual (Kolobian years) space trips to visit the Temple of Fertility on the planet Kolob travel to Oliblish, providing he "maintaineth righteousness in all things".
Links: Facsimile 1 | Facsimile 2 | Facsimile B | Jos. Smith Papyri | Hypocephalus Gallery | Egyptian Alphabet
"Fig. 4. Answers to the Hebrew word Raukeeyang, signifying expanse, or the firmament of the heavens; also a numerical figure, in Egyptian signifying one thousand; answering to the measuring of the time of Oliblish, which is equal with Kolob in its revolution and in its measuring of time.
Fig. 5 is called in Egyptian Enish - go - on - dosh; this is one of the governing planets also, and is said by the Egyptians to be the Sun, and to borrow its light from Kolob through the medium of Kae-e-vanrash, which is the grand Key, or, in other words, the governing power, which governs fifteen other fixed planets or stars, as also Floeese or the Moon, the Earth and the Sun in their annual revolutions. This planet receives its power through the medium of
Kli - flos - is - es, or Hah - ko - kau - beam, the stars represented by numbers 22* and 23*, receiving light from the revolutions of Kolob." * Numbers refer to items on the papyrus.
Facsimile 1, Facsimile 2, Facsimile 3 and Facsimile B are stored in the Mormon church's archives and can be made available to qualified researchers. An alternate (and wrong) translation of Facsimile 2. by modern Egyptologists is here. Facsimile 1 was used by smith as source of the Holy Mormon scripture, The Book of Abraham. In it -- as far as it has been translated correctly -- we find the true reason of why we believe that Black people are inferior.
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
One cornerstone of our faith is space travel. Sometimes we take solo flights, and sometimes we cruise supraluminously, en masse. Here on earth we often remind each other of this in church, by joining in song. Here is the Mormon Tabernacle Choir's rendition of "If You Could Hie*To Kolob".
* definition: hie, hied, hie∑ing or hy∑ing, hies. To go quickly; hasten. [Middle English hien, from Old English higian, to strive, exert oneself.]
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Not all Mormons are space aliens
We believe that almost everyone from Earth once lived in outer space -- but there are rare exceptions. Three people who lived a long long time ago and never died. They trek our planet doing good deeds to Mormons who are worthy. The story of all this is in the Book of Mormon, 3-Nephi 28.
In Ca. 600 BCE the Heavenly Father gave to Lehi, Father of Nephi -- both early Mormons -- an electromechanical device which was useful in navigation on the surface of planet earth as well as in outer space. It was used much like the present-day Geographical Positioning Satellite (GPS) system.
It is called the Liahona and looks like this: Today, it is stored deep within a mountain vault in Little Cottonwood Canyon near Salt Lake City, Utah, USA. (This is also where the church stores valuable genealogical records -- of almost every person on earth).
Mormon holy texts reveal -- as far as they were translated correctly -- that our universe is inhabited by many alien space civilizations, each of which is governed by a resurrected Mormon male who has proven himself worthy of being a God for one or more planets.
Because we believe that trillions gods exist, Mormonism is a polytheistic religion. Nevertheless, we only worship one god, our Heavenly Father. But we do also revere Mother Gonhorra. Moreover, we do pray in the name of our Jesus-Jehovah twinity. Of course we despise Beelzebub, the devil. Other than these we really have no deities. We make little or no use of the Virgin Mary who lives with Moses near a city named Kli - tin - ur - gash, on Kolob. Joseph, scripture reveals, has remarried one-hundred-and- one fold. He is the priest and administrator of The temple on planet Oliblish.
Mormon scholars are in disagreement about whether the gods are arranged in a hierarchical order, with Kolob's Jehovah at the top, or whether all gods are equal and can do as they please, in their respective spheres of influence.
Some Mormon Thinkers maintain that Yahweh, the god of earthlings is the main god, who governs all other gods in the universe. Strict adherents to Mormon Thought point to the first commandment, which, while admitting that other gods exists, admonishes us that Jehovah is superior to all other gods.
The Doctrine of Free Agency
Liberal Mormon scholars believe that all gods are equal and can rule however they please. They cite the Mormon Doctrine of Free Agency to support their claim. After all, they argue, if Gods cannot do as they please, they would have no free agency, and thus could not be all powerful. This thesis seems to be the most accepted one at present. It's a difficult conundrum that Mormonism faces, in the absence of clear hieroglyphics on this topic.
One question presents itself
Which god's rules should a prudent space traveler obey, if traveling from the dominion of one god to the region of influence of another god? For example, it's just possible that some gods would allow, perhaps require, the drinking of coffee or wine, as a holy sacrament. At the same time this god might prohibit polygamy, the use of secret hand-clasps, and the wearing of special underwear -- all very Mormon activities. What would a good Mormon from Planet Earth (or Kolob) do in this case?
Monogamy is a much fairer proposition for beings with X-Y chromosomes. Like all mammals, humans have an equal chance of inheriting the X-girl and the Y-boy chromosome. That's why the number of males and females on Earth is roughly equal.
Monogamy gives one spouse to everyone -- few males can hoard a harem of thousands. But it's no so on Kolob. On God's home planet millions of lonely, excess males reach daily to onanistic auto-eroticism.
Mormons are not allowed to drink hot drinks and alcohol. Nor are they allowed to eat meat, except during inclement weather ("Word of Wisdom"). Little publicized Mormon Scripture reveals, as far as it has been translated correctly, that our god Yahweh at one time toyed with the idea of letting earthlings drink coffee. Yahweh made the coffee plant, after all. It has been cultivated near the Red Sea since about AD 675. And it's a fact that caffeine is one of the most benign drugs known to man. "Recent findings, that alcohol in -- moderation -- is actually good for one, are to be ignored," said LaTreena Peoria, LDS spokesperson, in 1991, in response to new scientific evidence. "If spirits were good for the spirit, God would have revealed this a long time ago.
Be it ordained by the City Council of Nauvoo, that the Mayor of the city be and is hereby authorized to sell or give spirits of any quantity as he in his wisdom shall judge to be for the health and comfort, or convenience of such travelers or other persons as shall visit his house from time to time."
Passed December 12, 1843. JOSEPH SMITH, Mayor. WILLARD RICHARDS, Recorder. History of the Church, Vol. 6, p. 111 Off-site link here
Space Travel, continued...
So, what would the prudent space traveler do, for example, when entering the domain of an alien god? Should he or she leave behind the mores of their former existence and adopt the new values? Should one steadfastly cling to the values of the old religion, and hope that the new God would be understanding, and make an exception? Should a space alien, upon entering our solar system, learn and accept Jehovah's commandments, and reject that good old-time religion taught on the home planet?
Mormons inhabit the Moon, says Brigham Young, Prophet Seer and Revelator
Message from a "Formon"
"The inhabitants of the moon are more of a uniform size than the inhabitants of the earth, being six feet in height. They dress very much like the Quaker style and are quite general in style or fashion of dress. They live to be very old; coming generally near a thousand years." This is the description of them as given by Joseph Smith the Seer... Journal of Oliver B. Huntington, Vol 2, p 166.
After Joseph Smith, Brigham Young revealed:
"I will tell you who the real fanatics are: they are they who adopt false principles and ideas as facts, and try to establish a superstructure upon, a false foundation. They are the fanatics; and however ardent and zealous they may be, they may reason or argue on false premises till doomsday, and the result will be false. If our religion is of this character we want to know it; we would like to find a philosopher who can prove it to us. We are called ignorant; so we are: but what of it? Are not all ignorant? I rather think so. Who can tell us of the inhabitants of this little planet that shines of an evening, called the moon? When we view its face we may see what is termed "the man in the moon," and what some philosophers declare are the shadows of mountains. But these sayings are very vague, and amount to nothing; and when you inquire about the inhabitants of that sphere you find that the most learned are as ignorant in regard to them as the most ignorant of their fellows."
The Sun is Inhabited by space aliens
So it is with regard to the inhabitants of the sun. Do you think it is inhabited? I rather think it is. Do you think there is any life there? No question of it; it was not made in vain. It was made to give light to those who dwell upon it, and to other planets; and so will this earth when it is celestialized*. Every planet in its first rude, organic state receives not the glory of God upon it, but is opaque; but when celestialized, every planet that God brings into existence is a body of light, but not till then. Christ is the light of this planet." - journal of Discourses Vol. 13, p.271.
Oliver B. Huntington recorded this, Brigham Young's statement, in his diary.
Dr. Heinerman wrote about Mormon Aliens. He has written many books about fruit juices. Dr. Heinerman is a BYU graduate.
Readers interested in the Mormon inhabitants of the moon, should see "People In Space" by John Heinerman, Ph.D., published by Cassandra Press,
PO Box 868, San Rafael, CA, 94915,1990.
ISBN 0-9459946-08-02, 138 pp.
It is problems such as this which has lead Mormon scholars to recognize the only solution to this paradox: Space travel is impossible! Especially, when god-dominions are to be crossed.
Mormon intellectuals maintain that there are invisible crystal spheres surrounding stars, which act as a barrier to space travel. It's true, the barriers are invisible, because when we look at stars we can look right through the intervening crystal spheres!
In fact, our Mormon scripture, the Doctrine of Covenants, teaches us that he idea of crystal spheres transubstantiates, yeah, even onto the planet KOLOB, from whence we all came -- and to which we strive to return. The scriptures tell us that the planet KOLOB is entirely made of glass! And the streets are made of gold.
But we know by Faith and Scripture that the barriers are there. Even with the unaided eye, one can see galaxies and nebulae billions of light years distant, objects that are much further away than the planet Kolob! No doubt the Voyager space probe will soon bump up against the boundary for Jehovah's realm. It is then that we may finally know the face of God, and the persona of his #1 wife, Mother Gonhorra.
Links Other moon Hoaxes
from the 19th Century:
A Mormon Harvest
The Adamic Language The Speed of Prayer Other Aliens Mormon Moon Men Stop Alien Abductions Examining the Book of Abraham The Testimony Glove Jos. Smith's Translation of Facsimile No. 2 By His Own Hand Upon Papyrus Worst anti-Mormon web page
"The inhabitants of the moon are more
of a uniform size than the inhabitants
of the earth, being about six feet in height"
~ Joseph Smith
I'm pleased when people challenge you to post their comments and you do. I was once like this guy in many respects. He caught you in a few of your inventions. Nevertheless, some replies you might consider are the following:
-- Mormons used to treat blacks as if they were inferior. Some of us Mormons still do. Any claims to the contrary is mere white washing.
-- Why do you think it's impossible for spaceships to travel between domains of different Gods? Light and charged particles successfully do so. Do you think Elohim is only God of our Galaxy, Local Group, Supercluster, or what? If lots of His brothers are also Gods, what are their domains? Where will you be God when you get to that point?
-- If you don't think Gonhorra or Kakistocra are names of Mothers in Heaven, what do you think her name is? Don't tell me we don't know because it's not necessary for our salvation. The name of the brother of Jared has been revealed, and that's not necessary for our salvation either. If knowing Mother in Heaven's name isn't necessary then knowing Father in Heaven's name isn't either.
Keep up the good work.
Footnote:Kakistocra, the star, was named after one of Elohim's favorite wives who died in childbirth in 1577, on Kolob. This is Stardate 6.66 by Kolobian reckoning. Kolobians set Stardate 1 as the time when Elohim made his first Planet, the Earth. One thousand earth years equals exactly one year on Kolob, as is revealed by our Mormon scriptures -- the Lord’s time is reckoned according to time of Kolob (Abraham 3:2 – 18; Abraham 3:4, 9; Abraham 5:13)
After Kakistocra's listing by its scientific number and RA/DEC coordinates in the BYU discovery paper, The Mormon astronomers at BYU might have named it according to its number, Moody 95. However, in honor of the 100th anniversary of Mother Kakistocra's passing this star was named in her eternal memory. During her reign, she had given birth birth to 62,055 healthy, perfect children including over 3500 twins, 1897 triplets, 987 quadruplets through septuplets, In addition the precious vessel, our holy Mother Kakistocra produced higher orders of baby-tuples including three sets of 24-tuple siblings. On Kolob, the gestation period is only about 90 days. (Death by stoning: The existence of her child was all the evidence the judge needed). Births on Kolob yield almost all females. This is mandatory so that polygamy can be practiced by all males.
After her death, Mother Kakistocra's spirit traveled to the spirit world of the LDS High Order Universe (HOU, known as Hou-ku-kau-beam). Since her reincarnation, she lives as a peasant girl on the planet Nemesisi in HOU, in order to become a precious goddess vessel yet again by proving her worthiness to Elo-hou. Elo-hou. Elohu is Elohim's god; Anan-Heloum is Elo-hou's god...
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There are other planets inhabiting Mormon aliens besides KOLOB. These planets are named OLIBLISH and ENISH-GO-ON-DOSH.
Also they believe in a Star System named Kakistroca-99b2. The star is real, but the Mormons leadership claims significance to this Star. It was named this back in 1999 by Mormons when the Hubble telescope saw faint images of it. The star Kaklisctroca was named after One of the Heavenly Father's wives who died in childbirth on Kolob BACK IN 1877 by Judgment of Death by stoning for some undisclosed reason I have yet to find. Mormons believe that a man from Kolob and his wives are entitled to four annual (Kolobian years) space trips to visit the temple of Fertility on planet Kolob travel to Oliblish, providing he maintains righteousness in all things. 1877 by the ways equals STARDATE 6.66 by Kolobian reckoning. Funny how the equally fictional and esoteric Star Trek show borrows from this STARDATE Concept. Kolobians set the STARDATE "1" as the time when Elohim made his first planet Earth. 1,000 years equals 1 year on Kolob. Another version says it equals a day on Kolob. They say this is where the term 1,000 is like a day to God. After Kakistroca's death, her spirit traveled to the spirit world of the LDS Higher Order Universe (HOU, known as Hou-ku--kau-beam). Since her reincarnation, she lives as a peasant girl on the planet Nemesisi in HOU, in order to become a precious goddess vessel yet again proving her worthiness to ELO-HOU. Elo-hou is Elohims god; Anan-Heloum is Elo-hou's god. Notice there is really no absolute God, but only a God of a God or a God above another god above another god above yet another God. Each claims supreme over who is under them. No telling where it all ends. LOL
Mormons claim Mother Kakistroca gave birth to 62,055 healthy perfect children on Kolob. This includes 3,500 twins, 1,897 triplets, 987 quadruplets through septuplets. On planet Kolob, genstation period is 90 days. Births on Kolob yield almost all females. This is mandatory so that polygamy can be practiced by all males.
Our own Moon is named FLOEESE. This was all translated by Joseph Smith from a so-called Ancient Egyptian document. These details should be found in The Translated Book of Abraham by Joseph Smith.
THE LIAHONA- In 600BC, it was said The Heavenly Father gave Lehi, Father of Nephi (both early Mormons) an electromagnetic device, which was supposedly useful in navigation on the surface of the planet Earth as well as in outer space. It was used much like a present-day GPS System. Today the Mormon leadership claims this device is stored deep within a mountain vault in Little Cottonwood Canyon near Salt Lake City, Utah. This is also where the LDS Church stores valuable genealogical records of almost every person on Earth.
Mormons also have a Goddess named Gonhorra who is The Heavenly Father's #1 wife. She also lived on Kolob. Mormons who are indepthly familiar with Joseph's teachings say that currently The Virgin Mary lives with Moses near a city named KLI-TIN-UR-GASH [sic -ed.], on Kolob. Yes, they now live off planet Earth alive and well on Kolob in resurrected form. Currently, it is taught that Joseph Smith is the priest and administrator of The Temple on Planet Kolob and has remarried has many wives -"One hundred and one fold".
On Earth's moon lives 6ft tall inhabitants who dress similar to Quakers and live a t least 1,000 years each. The Sun is also inhabited by humanoid space beings too. They can withstand the heat mysteriously.
It is taught not a single planet or heavenly body is created without some form of humanoid life on it. This is all according to Oliver B. Huntings records from Brigham Young and Joseph Smith. There exists gods on different planets who has "dominion". This fits quite well with Mormon theology. Space Travel is literally about crossing sacred space and territory where the traditions of various gods maintain jurisdiction. This sounds almost something out of STARGATE The Sci Fi series. However, surprisingly Hollywood's Glen Larson who created BATTLESTAR GALACTICA presented many Mormom beliefs within the Sci-Fi series as Mr. Larson is a Mormon himself. Most Mormons and Sci-Fi Fans would be surprised to hear this.
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